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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
There was an announcement just now at Heathrow looking for someone named Atticus. I will resist the urge to meet them.
August 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There was an announcement just now at Heathrow looking for someone named Atticus. I will resist the urge to meet them.
Oh my word. At least I’m attractive, I guess. #endometriosis pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22985951/
Attractiveness of women with rectovaginal endometriosis: a case-control study - PubMed
Women with rectovaginal endometriosis were judged to be more attractive than those in the two control groups. Moreover, they had a leaner silhouette, larger breasts, and an earlier coitarche.
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August 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Oh my word. At least I’m attractive, I guess. #endometriosis pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22985951/
It’s amazing that Trump’s vein condition popped up in the time since his physical. Because otherwise it would’ve been mentioned, right?
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s amazing that Trump’s vein condition popped up in the time since his physical. Because otherwise it would’ve been mentioned, right?
Everything is exhausting. Keep up the fight!
July 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everything is exhausting. Keep up the fight!
The corruption Olympics over here! 😅
July 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The corruption Olympics over here! 😅
@suzywrack.bsky.social just curious about the Wales team. Or maybe they are, too ❓
July 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@suzywrack.bsky.social just curious about the Wales team. Or maybe they are, too ❓
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Wales appear to be having an existential crisis at the Guardian. Or maybe the national flag is just too awesome
Wales appear to be having an existential crisis at the Guardian. Or maybe the national flag is just too awesome
July 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Wales appear to be having an existential crisis at the Guardian. Or maybe the national flag is just too awesome
Wales appear to be having an existential crisis at the Guardian. Or maybe the national flag is just too awesome
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From The Archives: Trump Demands NATO Allies Match U.S. Commitment To Prioritizing Military Spending Over Healthcare
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June 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
From The Archives: Trump Demands NATO Allies Match U.S. Commitment To Prioritizing Military Spending Over Healthcare
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Concrete and cement additives price-fixing lawsuit dismissed by US judge reut.rs/4k5ayd9
Concrete and cement additives price-fixing lawsuit dismissed by US judge
A U.S. judge in Manhattan on Wednesday dismissed a nationwide antitrust lawsuit accusing six companies that sell the vast majority of concrete and cement additives in the United States and Europe of conspiring to drive up prices.
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June 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Concrete and cement additives price-fixing lawsuit dismissed by US judge reut.rs/4k5ayd9
So bizarre that @theguardian.com doesn’t have the 2025 Euro or the Women’s Nation League in its drop-down menu in the Football section. @suzywrack.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So bizarre that @theguardian.com doesn’t have the 2025 Euro or the Women’s Nation League in its drop-down menu in the Football section. @suzywrack.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social
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🛑🤳🏻 Selfie time for Mo Salah with Liverpool fans after one more goal, part of an extraordinary season.
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🛑🤳🏻 Selfie time for Mo Salah with Liverpool fans after one more goal, part of an extraordinary season.
I can only assume that everyone told Rooney it was an ivory-on-white dress code. Well done, #bbc #facup #micahrichards
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can only assume that everyone told Rooney it was an ivory-on-white dress code. Well done, #bbc #facup #micahrichards
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An ICE agent grabbed Merwil Gutiérrez and one of his fellow agents said, “No, he’s not the one.” Merwil Gutiérrez is a 19-year-old asylum applicant who lives in the Bronx. He was the “wrong one.” ICE wasn’t there looking for him.
“Take him anyway,” came the reply.
“Take him anyway,” came the reply.
April 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An ICE agent grabbed Merwil Gutiérrez and one of his fellow agents said, “No, he’s not the one.” Merwil Gutiérrez is a 19-year-old asylum applicant who lives in the Bronx. He was the “wrong one.” ICE wasn’t there looking for him.
“Take him anyway,” came the reply.
“Take him anyway,” came the reply.
My favourite goal celebration this year.
April 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My favourite goal celebration this year.
Plus measles thrown in for free. How the West was won (except smallpox for measles)!
I missed this yesterday. Trump is considering offering all 57,000 Greenland residents a stipend of 10 grand a year to join the United States. That would cost the US $570 million a year. (Gift link 🎁)
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April 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Plus measles thrown in for free. How the West was won (except smallpox for measles)!
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"If people start calling Donald Trump ‘Liz Truss in drag,’ it will be because he blew up his government with a financial crisis entirely of his own making..."
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I was in London for the Liz Truss debacle. 5 lessons for Trump — and all of us.
If people start calling Donald Trump “Liz Truss in drag,” it won’t be because of his policies, but because he blew up his government with a financial crisis entirely of his own making.
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April 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"If people start calling Donald Trump ‘Liz Truss in drag,’ it will be because he blew up his government with a financial crisis entirely of his own making..."
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This is fucking illegal.
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is fucking illegal.
Looks about right.
March 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Looks about right.
Flipping all the time!
March 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Flipping all the time!
@faredzaakaria.bsky.social very disappointed in your recent show. I suppose in addition to being human shields, teachers must also suffer and die during pandemics. But for the kids, so it’s okay.
March 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@faredzaakaria.bsky.social very disappointed in your recent show. I suppose in addition to being human shields, teachers must also suffer and die during pandemics. But for the kids, so it’s okay.