Julia Longpre
@juliamarblefaun.bsky.social
Lover of art in all its forms, smart people, and real estate. Hater of consumerism and philistines.
This should be interesting…
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This should be interesting…
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Going down a Celerie Kemble rabbit hole and I HATE when my kid sees cardboard boxes, don’t u???
Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆
#PrivilegedPeople
Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆
#PrivilegedPeople
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Going down a Celerie Kemble rabbit hole and I HATE when my kid sees cardboard boxes, don’t u???
Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆
#PrivilegedPeople
Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆
#PrivilegedPeople
I NEED THIS ON A TSHIRT
Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I NEED THIS ON A TSHIRT
Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
On a rainy fall afternoon, there is nothing better than a pile of magazines and books from the library, mello donuts (eaten 😬) and stovetop espresso.
#HappyPlace
#HappyPlace
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
On a rainy fall afternoon, there is nothing better than a pile of magazines and books from the library, mello donuts (eaten 😬) and stovetop espresso.
#HappyPlace
#HappyPlace
Reason to dislike Sim #964. Never been to Rosemary Rock Salt bc I HATE the name. Names bagels after Van areas and they reflect 0 about them. Steveston, OK. The rest? This biz was a warning people.
#SimSucks
#SimSucks
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reason to dislike Sim #964. Never been to Rosemary Rock Salt bc I HATE the name. Names bagels after Van areas and they reflect 0 about them. Steveston, OK. The rest? This biz was a warning people.
#SimSucks
#SimSucks
Kind of obsessed with this room in this office building.
Someone’s apartment?
Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
Someone’s apartment?
Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kind of obsessed with this room in this office building.
Someone’s apartment?
Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
Someone’s apartment?
Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
This doesn’t look so bad…until u learn the house was built in 2024…
AFTER they paid $2.1 😳
Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k??
Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million.
#VanRE
AFTER they paid $2.1 😳
Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k??
Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million.
#VanRE
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This doesn’t look so bad…until u learn the house was built in 2024…
AFTER they paid $2.1 😳
Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k??
Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million.
#VanRE
AFTER they paid $2.1 😳
Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k??
Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million.
#VanRE
Just learned that pronouncing MAUVE “mawv” is correct in ‘Merica. 😩
British English supremacy is real.
British English supremacy is real.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just learned that pronouncing MAUVE “mawv” is correct in ‘Merica. 😩
British English supremacy is real.
British English supremacy is real.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I love realtor BS. 🙄
I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣
AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣
AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love realtor BS. 🙄
I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣
AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣
AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
Small victory, but this makes me happy.
2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft.
They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641.
#VanRE
2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft.
They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641.
#VanRE
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Small victory, but this makes me happy.
2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft.
They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641.
#VanRE
2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft.
They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641.
#VanRE
Someone needs to do something beautiful with this building on Pemberton in Norgate. The fact that the windows are full of black tires is tragic.
#VanRE
#VanRE
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Someone needs to do something beautiful with this building on Pemberton in Norgate. The fact that the windows are full of black tires is tragic.
#VanRE
#VanRE
This DEMANDS action by citizens. The ceiling of the Aquatic Centre is falling in, we’re behind on pools across the city, need more libraries, but cops are taking all the $$$!!!
#SimSucks
#SimSucks
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This DEMANDS action by citizens. The ceiling of the Aquatic Centre is falling in, we’re behind on pools across the city, need more libraries, but cops are taking all the $$$!!!
#SimSucks
#SimSucks
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Cuz it’s totally normal to make a MILLION dollars in less than a yr in RE, right? 😠
So glad to see luxury owners losing $$ #VanRE
#MoneyLaundering
So glad to see luxury owners losing $$ #VanRE
#MoneyLaundering
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Cuz it’s totally normal to make a MILLION dollars in less than a yr in RE, right? 😠
So glad to see luxury owners losing $$ #VanRE
#MoneyLaundering
So glad to see luxury owners losing $$ #VanRE
#MoneyLaundering
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
NEWSFLASH!!
If you think homeless people are the problem, guess what?
It’s you! Your attitude is the problem. Because if we agreed, gov’t would be doing more to fix it.
#HousingCrisis #EndHomelessness
If you think homeless people are the problem, guess what?
It’s you! Your attitude is the problem. Because if we agreed, gov’t would be doing more to fix it.
#HousingCrisis #EndHomelessness
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEWSFLASH!!
If you think homeless people are the problem, guess what?
It’s you! Your attitude is the problem. Because if we agreed, gov’t would be doing more to fix it.
#HousingCrisis #EndHomelessness
If you think homeless people are the problem, guess what?
It’s you! Your attitude is the problem. Because if we agreed, gov’t would be doing more to fix it.
#HousingCrisis #EndHomelessness