Julia Longpre
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Julia Longpre
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Lover of art in all its forms, smart people, and real estate. Hater of consumerism and philistines.
ecco, Zebra Club, small West Elm, closed or closing.
I would add Nattuzzi, psychic shop, new poke place, Apricity, Crab Hot Lau, nero, barber, Curry N Grill if I was to predict the next 6 mths.
Rent is second highest in the city in South Granville.
#Vancouver #GoodLuck
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Marketplace is always on top of the seasons and what people want. 😆
#DivorceSeason
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The greed of luxury home owners is a thing to behold.
Now they’re learning the hard way and I LOVE IT.
Assessed $9 mill.
#VanRE
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s truly the little things.
The joy of starting a beautiful new leather day-timer.
Note to self- use only pencil!
#NewYear
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
3 sales in ONE year?? #MoneyLaundering
But love the trajectory.
#VanRE
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So the govt was giving $ to a party of 2 people whose main goal was to eliminate Truth and Reconciliation.
😠
#GTFO
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
In 8 yrs one seller made a million. Next owner lost $1.4 million in 2 yrs.
#VanRE is finally a risk after years of gains. #BuyerBeware
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If u had a bad day, take comfort in this person’s.
Owned for FOURTEEN yrs and walks with nothing. Also sold a mill under assessed. 😳
#VanRE
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tree and its inspiration.
Now wanting tinsel but the idea of putting each strand on and taking them off to reuse sounds very very tedious. But possibly worth it? 🤔
#ChristmasTree
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You mean people aren’t leaving white furniture and lamps on their front lawn IRL?? Just dropped from $3 mill.
😆
#VanRE
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
OMFG the NIMBYs have finally lost it. Did u know the 2400 is our Leaning Tower of Pisa?? 🤣 🤯
@jmcelroy.bsky.social @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social
#VanRE
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
TRUMP JUST CALLED SOMALIS GARBAGE.
If you still support Trump you need to admit you are a proud racist.
FULL STOP.

#TrumpMustGo #FuckTrump
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Greater Vancouver Realtors today.
Inventory galore, buyers waiting for the right price, sellers realizing they have to drop their ask.
No change coming for the foreseeable future. What’s the uncertainty?? 🙄
#VanRE
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Have been getting sucked in to facebook bc of marketplace. Just saw a friend request that says 7 yrs ago. The friend died in 2024.
Maybe all the AI Zuckerberg is spending on could eliminate requests from the grave. 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Is this apartment attached or does it just look that way?…bc this is amazing if it is. The ridiculousness of people complaining about townhouses and low rise when this was 100 plus yrs ago.
#NIMBYsSuck
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
THIS is how it needs to be framed everywhere. Politics divides people, but uniting against billionaires and their corporations is something we can all support.
#BanBillionaires
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
2 biz across the street from each other closed a week apart, Fir and Broadway.
Surprised Trees lasted. “The Best cheesecake in Vancouver” 🙄 (my dad’s is). Kohler had weird hours and was always empty.
Neither are a loss.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You never know what is going on in a house and I was NOT expecting this…😍
#VanRE
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Home alone and I don’t know how to get music on the TV.
I managed to put A Charlie Brown Christmas on. 😊
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The wood grain on the wall…😍😍😍 vs the fake wood floor.
That floor is a crime. #VanRE
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Glass block has always been great. This decor not so much.
#VanRE
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This should be interesting…
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ghoul gotta go.

#BrodieResign
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It makes me sad to think that decor stuck in amber is a thing of the past. IDT we’re gonna see 80s decor, or 90s unchanged for decades like this. FWIW I like the commitment, not the decor.
#VanRE
#70s
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
STOP USING AI -
it is so fucking dumb

#AISucks
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM