I just don't know how to talk to people who think archival research is boring like what do you MEAN–look at the ridiculous shit you can find in 1930s theatre reviews

So I'm staying with my grandmother for awhile and on my way up to the spare room she casually tells me, 'oh by the way the cat *really* likes that bed. She kind of thinks of it as hers.'

I fear I may be sleeping on the floor tonight.