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I am genuinely happy right now. My life is good.

HE JUST ATE HIS BED BUT HES TOO CUTE TO BE ANGRY WITH

@chaoticdegenerate.bsky.social I BROUGHT HIM HOME

(6) so moral of the story is, don’t do meth and dogs are literal angels. He was in the shelter for SIX MONTHS and is the sweetest boy. I can’t help but think he was waiting for my anxious ass to find him. (And yes… his ears are just like that.)

(5) and today I finally submitted all my paperwork to my landlord. Nervous as hell she was going to give me shit. She didn’t. Just sent me the lease addendum for him as an ESA to sign. So now my family is officially me, my 12 year old, a grumpy old cat, and my new best friend Gorgonzola.

(4) and got him fixed. The shelter charges more for intact animals and gives you a voucher for the difference to be put toward getting them fixed. I went to my therapist and asked if there was a way to amend my ESA letter for Bruce and he was an rockstar and did it for me (shoutout Nathan)

(3) that window I panic that someone is trying to break in or go after my kid. So I adopted a dog. A big (for me, he’s 50 lbs) goofy, loving, but Big Bark dog. I was stressed about my landlord and I got all of my papers together, got him registered to me, groomed, spoiled…

(2) he crawled out his back window to get away from her now boyfriend and the bat he had just gotten from his car. Being directly below him on the ground floor… our windows are directly where he landed and took off. He’s in custody, logically I know the threat is gone, but any noises outside

We have always been at war with Eurasia

We are scheduling a meet and greet with Bruce because he hasn’t interacted with cats! Hopefully we can meet him today!

Credit to Shellbie for this one

Okay but have you considered…. Hosier or sleep token