Chad Juettner
@juettner.dev
Dad, developer, consultant, baseball nerd, Twins fan, dive bar enthusiast. My dog is perfect. Minneapolis.
Just this. This is all I need. Simple.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just this. This is all I need. Simple.
Little afternoon skooch up to Two Harbors to chase some fall colors with the boy.
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Little afternoon skooch up to Two Harbors to chase some fall colors with the boy.
Listen, I know. These days everything is awful. I don't disagree. But being able to go to the bar with your dog? Decompressing with your best buddy and a few Grain Belts? That's not so bad.
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Listen, I know. These days everything is awful. I don't disagree. But being able to go to the bar with your dog? Decompressing with your best buddy and a few Grain Belts? That's not so bad.
Well this fucking sucks.
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well this fucking sucks.
Do all the dumb shit. It's the absolute best. Jesus Christ.
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Do all the dumb shit. It's the absolute best. Jesus Christ.
There should be a breathalyzer involved whenever you register a domain name. This is hilarious to midnight Chad. Morning Chad will have so many questions. Fuck that guy.
January 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There should be a breathalyzer involved whenever you register a domain name. This is hilarious to midnight Chad. Morning Chad will have so many questions. Fuck that guy.
Soul Asylum. First Avenue. Maple Grove, Lakeville, Woodbury nannies just printing money tonight.
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Soul Asylum. First Avenue. Maple Grove, Lakeville, Woodbury nannies just printing money tonight.
My daughter's first experience with being a regular. "But dad, what if I want something different?" "Sorry honey bear, this is who you are now."
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My daughter's first experience with being a regular. "But dad, what if I want something different?" "Sorry honey bear, this is who you are now."
“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” - Yoda.
December 1, 2024 at 2:10 AM
“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” - Yoda.
I've been trying to get into the office a couple days a week. Most of that time is spent looking at pictures of my dog and texting home to ask what he's doing. Time well spent.
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I've been trying to get into the office a couple days a week. Most of that time is spent looking at pictures of my dog and texting home to ask what he's doing. Time well spent.
I'm doing my thirty by following the Twins around. Saw them in Cleveland this year and I did not expect the city and stadium to be as delightful as they were.
Tried one of these at the stadium. Do not recommend.
Tried one of these at the stadium. Do not recommend.
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm doing my thirty by following the Twins around. Saw them in Cleveland this year and I did not expect the city and stadium to be as delightful as they were.
Tried one of these at the stadium. Do not recommend.
Tried one of these at the stadium. Do not recommend.
This is Otis. Him and I are both huge Twins fans. Last season he finally got to join me for Bark at the Park at Target Field.
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
This is Otis. Him and I are both huge Twins fans. Last season he finally got to join me for Bark at the Park at Target Field.
There was a time when I was capable of accomplishing great things.
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
There was a time when I was capable of accomplishing great things.
About two years ago. We were just getting to know each other. He still tries to carry sticks that are twice his size.
September 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
About two years ago. We were just getting to know each other. He still tries to carry sticks that are twice his size.
New platform, fresh dog pic. This is Otis. He is the perfect person.
October 16, 2023 at 1:47 PM
New platform, fresh dog pic. This is Otis. He is the perfect person.