Chad Juettner
@juettner.dev
Dad, developer, consultant, baseball nerd, Twins fan, dive bar enthusiast. My dog is perfect. Minneapolis.
Just this. This is all I need. Simple.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just this. This is all I need. Simple.
Little afternoon skooch up to Two Harbors to chase some fall colors with the boy.
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Little afternoon skooch up to Two Harbors to chase some fall colors with the boy.
Just saw a clip of Diane Keaton on Facebook. A few career highlights. Really nice. Then an abrupt cut to an ad for the Timberwolves upcoming season showing Ant dunking on someone. Thought it was all one clip. Thought maybe Diane had a little ball in her. I dunno. Sundays.
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Just saw a clip of Diane Keaton on Facebook. A few career highlights. Really nice. Then an abrupt cut to an ad for the Timberwolves upcoming season showing Ant dunking on someone. Thought it was all one clip. Thought maybe Diane had a little ball in her. I dunno. Sundays.
If you send me an email please also send me a text letting me know that you've sent an email. Then send another text telling me what's in the email. Then never ever email again. Thanks.
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you send me an email please also send me a text letting me know that you've sent an email. Then send another text telling me what's in the email. Then never ever email again. Thanks.
Paddock’s ERA is over 30 and doesn’t show signs of coming down. We’re fine. This is fine.
March 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Paddock’s ERA is over 30 and doesn’t show signs of coming down. We’re fine. This is fine.
Quit thanking people at work, okay? Just leave the Teams call. It's okay. You don't need to send a message thanking anyone. Just read the email. You don't need to reply to everyone with a thank you. It's noise. Stop it. We don't care. The quieter you are the happier I am.
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Quit thanking people at work, okay? Just leave the Teams call. It's okay. You don't need to send a message thanking anyone. Just read the email. You don't need to reply to everyone with a thank you. It's noise. Stop it. We don't care. The quieter you are the happier I am.
Listen, I know. These days everything is awful. I don't disagree. But being able to go to the bar with your dog? Decompressing with your best buddy and a few Grain Belts? That's not so bad.
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Listen, I know. These days everything is awful. I don't disagree. But being able to go to the bar with your dog? Decompressing with your best buddy and a few Grain Belts? That's not so bad.
Well this fucking sucks.
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well this fucking sucks.
I spend a lot of time wondering if my dog and I have the same taste in music or if he's just putting up with my bullshit.
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I spend a lot of time wondering if my dog and I have the same taste in music or if he's just putting up with my bullshit.
Do all the dumb shit. It's the absolute best. Jesus Christ.
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Do all the dumb shit. It's the absolute best. Jesus Christ.
There should be a breathalyzer involved whenever you register a domain name. This is hilarious to midnight Chad. Morning Chad will have so many questions. Fuck that guy.
January 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There should be a breathalyzer involved whenever you register a domain name. This is hilarious to midnight Chad. Morning Chad will have so many questions. Fuck that guy.
Soul Asylum. First Avenue. Maple Grove, Lakeville, Woodbury nannies just printing money tonight.
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Soul Asylum. First Avenue. Maple Grove, Lakeville, Woodbury nannies just printing money tonight.
My daughter's first experience with being a regular. "But dad, what if I want something different?" "Sorry honey bear, this is who you are now."
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My daughter's first experience with being a regular. "But dad, what if I want something different?" "Sorry honey bear, this is who you are now."
I'm on a mission to fill boxes with of the most annoying Christmas gifts ever for my grade school aged nieces and nephews. So far each kid is getting finger paints, Fun Dip, Pixie Sticks, slime, a pickle that yodels, and Red Bull. I need help with more horrible ideas.
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I'm on a mission to fill boxes with of the most annoying Christmas gifts ever for my grade school aged nieces and nephews. So far each kid is getting finger paints, Fun Dip, Pixie Sticks, slime, a pickle that yodels, and Red Bull. I need help with more horrible ideas.
“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” - Yoda.
December 1, 2024 at 2:10 AM
“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” - Yoda.
The day after Thanksgiving is seriously one of the best work days of the year. Almost zero interruptions. No meetings. You're eating pumpkin pie for breakfast. It's exquisite.
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
The day after Thanksgiving is seriously one of the best work days of the year. Almost zero interruptions. No meetings. You're eating pumpkin pie for breakfast. It's exquisite.
Ten minutes into this Uber ride and the driver not-so-subtly turns off the passenger airbag. Understood.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Ten minutes into this Uber ride and the driver not-so-subtly turns off the passenger airbag. Understood.
I've been trying to get into the office a couple days a week. Most of that time is spent looking at pictures of my dog and texting home to ask what he's doing. Time well spent.
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I've been trying to get into the office a couple days a week. Most of that time is spent looking at pictures of my dog and texting home to ask what he's doing. Time well spent.
You know how sometimes you start your day and Microsoft Teams is acting weird and you secretly hope that it's having global issues and then it kinda just rights itself and you're like, "Aw fuck."
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 PM
You know how sometimes you start your day and Microsoft Teams is acting weird and you secretly hope that it's having global issues and then it kinda just rights itself and you're like, "Aw fuck."
Shinders would be thriving if they were still around.
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Shinders would be thriving if they were still around.
There was a time when I was capable of accomplishing great things.
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
There was a time when I was capable of accomplishing great things.
About two years ago. We were just getting to know each other. He still tries to carry sticks that are twice his size.
September 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
About two years ago. We were just getting to know each other. He still tries to carry sticks that are twice his size.
New platform, fresh dog pic. This is Otis. He is the perfect person.
October 16, 2023 at 1:47 PM
New platform, fresh dog pic. This is Otis. He is the perfect person.