What bugs me is that stupid peoples' kids are harmed by this. They didn't have the option to choose sane parents.

Have them try it?

Just to be clear: It surfaced about two feet downstream, with an air of absolute certainty that it would not be spotted again.

The bull's scrotum is a shining example of this.

The one thing every new chainsaw user *must* know: Unless you are a highly, highly trained professional, NEVER touch the tip of the chainsaw to the wood. So easy to lose control.

Does he know that he can’t be president? Is he hoping to buy one he doesn’t have to share with others?