Ari
@judasthegoat.bsky.social
Responsible cat parent, trains > cars, deviled egg enthusiast, serial arsonist (in Minecraft)
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Ari
@judasthegoat.bsky.social
· Dec 1
What If... you liked this post and in return I giggled and kicked my feet a little?
He calls me Cronos bc I swallow his kids
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He calls me Cronos bc I swallow his kids
Y'all ever think about what a You-scented perfume would smell like?
I think mine would be fruity (apricot and coconut) and soft (like baby powder), with a smokey tobacco-marijuana hint to it.
I think mine would be fruity (apricot and coconut) and soft (like baby powder), with a smokey tobacco-marijuana hint to it.
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Y'all ever think about what a You-scented perfume would smell like?
I think mine would be fruity (apricot and coconut) and soft (like baby powder), with a smokey tobacco-marijuana hint to it.
I think mine would be fruity (apricot and coconut) and soft (like baby powder), with a smokey tobacco-marijuana hint to it.
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May 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Not my problem  #fuckyou #HellOnEarth
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not my problem  #fuckyou #HellOnEarth
The one cool thing about not having a mother (she's not dead she's just a terrible person) is that I didn't have to do anything special today.
May 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The one cool thing about not having a mother (she's not dead she's just a terrible person) is that I didn't have to do anything special today.
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The Monster at the End of This Book - Jon Stone and Michael Smollin, 1971
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Monster at the End of This Book - Jon Stone and Michael Smollin, 1971
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prequel to Milo goes to therapy
April 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
prequel to Milo goes to therapy
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They call spy devices "bugs" but bugs would never do that 😞
March 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
They call spy devices "bugs" but bugs would never do that 😞
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me: lol gen x
gen x person in the replies: our childhoods were rough. we drank from the hose. we can fire a gun. i’m going to kill you
gen x person in the replies: our childhoods were rough. we drank from the hose. we can fire a gun. i’m going to kill you
March 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
me: lol gen x
gen x person in the replies: our childhoods were rough. we drank from the hose. we can fire a gun. i’m going to kill you
gen x person in the replies: our childhoods were rough. we drank from the hose. we can fire a gun. i’m going to kill you
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this must've been so annoying before computers
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this must've been so annoying before computers
Unpopular opinion: "one trip or die trying" has never and will never be about logic or efficiency, it's just being too lazy to do a single task more than once. 😬
March 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Unpopular opinion: "one trip or die trying" has never and will never be about logic or efficiency, it's just being too lazy to do a single task more than once. 😬
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cum tributes are so funny to me. like that's paper
November 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
cum tributes are so funny to me. like that's paper
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male suic*de rate out the roof and they busy telling women on the street to smile lmao go tell yo buddies
March 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
male suic*de rate out the roof and they busy telling women on the street to smile lmao go tell yo buddies
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wait but if this is full of Gatorade where's my twelve gallons of unvaccinated cu—
(i turn to face my tv in stunned silence as the final whistle blows. the eagles have won the superbowl. something only i will fully understand is about to happen)
(i turn to face my tv in stunned silence as the final whistle blows. the eagles have won the superbowl. something only i will fully understand is about to happen)
March 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
wait but if this is full of Gatorade where's my twelve gallons of unvaccinated cu—
(i turn to face my tv in stunned silence as the final whistle blows. the eagles have won the superbowl. something only i will fully understand is about to happen)
(i turn to face my tv in stunned silence as the final whistle blows. the eagles have won the superbowl. something only i will fully understand is about to happen)
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"Tired of jerking off?" uh, no, next question
March 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Tired of jerking off?" uh, no, next question
I wish goth men were real
March 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I wish goth men were real
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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
*nervous laughter* Hey guys, what the fuck is this?
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*nervous laughter* Hey guys, what the fuck is this?
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