Juan Valencia
@juanvalencia.bsky.social
So, apparently, ICE agents are just guys who peaked during HS football. You know, the ‘I coulda gone pro if Coach put me in’ crowd—washed-up jocks with fragile egos, and an erotic fixation on assault rifles. They would have served in the Army, but “I blew out my knee playing HS”.
Fucking pathetic.
Fucking pathetic.
June 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So, apparently, ICE agents are just guys who peaked during HS football. You know, the ‘I coulda gone pro if Coach put me in’ crowd—washed-up jocks with fragile egos, and an erotic fixation on assault rifles. They would have served in the Army, but “I blew out my knee playing HS”.
Fucking pathetic.
Fucking pathetic.
When the Jets (the JETS!!!) tell you, “Nah, bro. Thanks but no thanks”, to quote Bill Engvall, “Here’s your sign”.
The Jets (the JETS!!!) sent Aaron Rodgers packing. And yet, here are the Steelers, mopping up the mess.
The Jets (the JETS!!!) sent Aaron Rodgers packing. And yet, here are the Steelers, mopping up the mess.
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When the Jets (the JETS!!!) tell you, “Nah, bro. Thanks but no thanks”, to quote Bill Engvall, “Here’s your sign”.
The Jets (the JETS!!!) sent Aaron Rodgers packing. And yet, here are the Steelers, mopping up the mess.
The Jets (the JETS!!!) sent Aaron Rodgers packing. And yet, here are the Steelers, mopping up the mess.
Oh, great. Now he gets to nominate yet another misogynistic, bigoted brute to the Supreme Court.
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh, great. Now he gets to nominate yet another misogynistic, bigoted brute to the Supreme Court.
Reposted by Juan Valencia
