Juan Mendes
juanmendes.bsky.social
Juan Mendes
@juanmendes.bsky.social
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a candidatura dele resume-se basicamente a destilar ódio à pessoas trans. que cara nojento
October 7, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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October 7, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Marçal recebeu 1.685.429 de votos.

Logo podemos dizer que todo dia acordam 1.685.429 otários apenas em SP pra se encontrarem com alguns malandros e assim fazerem negocios 😂
October 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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UM MILHÃO E SEISCENTAS MIL PESSOAS SAÍRAM DE CASA PRA VOTAR NO PABLO MARÇAL.
Na moral kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk só demente
October 6, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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October 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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eu achei q cirilo era besta mas as vezes supero ele
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October 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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Ninguém tentou comprar meu voto ainda
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October 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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a língua eu até seguro, mas a expressão facial eu não garanto
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October 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
deu um estouro (trovoada) tao grande agora que a luz acabou uns 5 segundos antes de voltou uns 5 segundos depois

as paredes e o chão tremeram
October 4, 2024 at 8:26 AM
eu preciso desse filme logoooo
simplesmente a aclamação mundial de Ainda Estou Aqui 🥹🤏🏻
October 4, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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A Deolane NÃO é inocente 🗣️
September 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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queria tá assim agora
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September 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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um mico: se engasgar com a propria saliva
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September 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
hahahahahahah

essa hora eu rindo dessa porra
September 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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o mundo deve ter acabado em 2012

e nois tá tudo no inferno
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September 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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o mundo tem o que te oferecer!

o mundo:
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September 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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um mico: amanhã ser segunda-feira
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September 29, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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eu só queria que as pessoas entendessem que a minha expressão normal é assim
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September 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
tenho comentarios, mas estou com preguiça de responder processo
Marília Gabriela revela que não faz mais s3x0:

"Vou te dizer honestamente que tentei essa prática no começo da pandemia em duas situações diferentes, mas achei tudo muito desconfortável [...] Acabou e foi bom enquanto durou".
September 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Acho que essa conversa não era sobre brigadeiros 🗣️
September 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
spotify idiotaaaa
September 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Equipe de Katy Perry divulga vídeo com áudio isolado da plateia ao som de "Dark Horse": "Meu nome é Julia". 🗣️
September 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM