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Jared "the wolfman" Mason
@jthewolfmanm.bsky.social
160 followers 140 following 970 posts
(he/him) writer, artist, improvisor, co-parent, dad, bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈. Yeah, I’ll do a guest spot on your podcast. jemason921@gmail.com
TTRPG: jthewolfmanm.itch.io
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Halloween doodles while subbing fir a study hall
Pen drawings of a skull and two skeletons, one with a curved sword and shield.
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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venmo-ed some money
this offer popped up after
this shit is so gross

#haiku
Screenshot of an offer to join an online betting company.
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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asking the real shit
question: are you down to clown?
"but doctor, i am-"

#haiku #pagliacci #RCAVictor
#vinyl
The cover of I Pagliacci and Cavalleria Rusticana, the image a still-life of a white clown hat, a baton, a bottle of wine, a sword, and a spilled glass of red wine.
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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What'd'ya make of this?

#tarot
The knight of wands, the moon, the fool inverted
August 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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new back pack of mine
it was staring right at me
it's like a blob fish

#haiku #backtoschool #teacherlife
A too-down view of a backpack with one zipper open to make it look like a mouth.
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Letterboxd top four: Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Children of Men, Mad Max: Fury Road Last four: Mad Max: Fury Road, John Carpenter's The Thing, Shaun of the Dead, Babe
July 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Folks are getting old-fashioned.
Two posts on a feed, the first talking about oatmeal being good, the second about porridge being just-right.
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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the cooking soundtrack
goddamn the strokes are so good
not just nostalgia

#haiku #music #thestrokes
The record sleeve for Is This It by the Strokes.
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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#letterboxed #lastfour
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Friendship, Jurassic Park
May 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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here's some pocket stuff
i always have stuff like this
kind of shit i'm on

#haiku #pocketstuff
An open hand holding a six-sided die, a walnut shell half, a banded rock, two small yellow ducks, a hagstone
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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#filmsky #moviesky #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd
Freindship Jurassic Park Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Fantastic Voyage
May 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Now seated:
Movie poster for Friendship features Tim Robinson in a piffy brown coat.
May 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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#nw
Movie poster for Fantastic Voyage (1966) featuring a crew in sci-fi suits outside of a sci-fi craft.
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Screen showing Super Mario 64 Course clear screen for Course 8 Star Pyramid Puzzle showing 100 stars.
May 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Now watching:
Movie poster for Day of the Trifids. A large plant creature holds a woman in its tentacle-like branch.
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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sliced jalapeños
in the food dehydrator
yes, i washed my hands

#haiku #jalapeños #peppers
A round food dehydrator with a clear plastic top showing stacked trays of jalapeño slices.
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Now watching:
Movie poster for Appleseed, two anime characters holding big guns in advanced robotic armor pieces.
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Now Watching
Movie poster for Cool Gand Luke starring Paul Newman.
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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#VHS #TalkingHeads
David Byrne from Stop Making Sense in a white suit on a CRT tv next to a book case.
May 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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tracking my listens
trying for the entire year
here's today so far

#haiku #vinyl
An note from a phone reads: 5-3 119. *City Lights - Dr. Jon 120. The Ventures - The Ventures 121. It's a Heartache - Bonnie Tyler 122. *Aja - Steely Dan 123. Katy Lied - Steely Dan 124. Super Rich - Buddy Rich
May 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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some family tapes
like me in plays as a kid
who's coming to watch?

#haiku #vhs
A cardboard box of home-labelled VHS tapes.
May 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Pants repair. It turned out pretty good for having limited supplies.
Close up on a back pocket of a pair of ten jeans with pink embroidery thread repairing a 90 degree rip around the corner of the pocket. A repaired seam on a pair of tan jeans extending down from the pocket.
May 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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No way! I just build this for my new place.
A corner table with a shelf made of 2 x 8s. The trapezoidal top fits into a 90 degree corner of an apartment with grey walls and wood floors. A corner table with a shelf made of 2 x 8s, with a large TV on top, a Nintendo 64 on the shelf, and a SNES, NES, and DVD/VHS player stacked on the floor below. The screen shows Wario at the countdown to a race on Mariokart 64.
April 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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City fungus.

#urbannature #fungus #mushroom
Two large shelf mushrooms growing off a stump of an old tree in front of a brick wall.
April 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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banger after banger after banger

#fineyoungcannibals #vinyl
A turntable and stereo with the album sleeve for Fine Young Cannibals' album The Raw and the Cooked on display
April 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM