JT
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How come no one says wizard anymore?
I know I’m losing weight because my face doesn’t look AS fat when I see my reflection in my Switch 2 screen
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know I’m losing weight because my face doesn’t look AS fat when I see my reflection in my Switch 2 screen
I’m not gonna lie, for those first couple months of only Mario Kart World and DK Bananza, the Switch 2 wasn’t really feeling like a new console.
But now with almost the whole 1st party lineup having been released to pretty great reviews, it’s starting to feel like its own thing
But now with almost the whole 1st party lineup having been released to pretty great reviews, it’s starting to feel like its own thing
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m not gonna lie, for those first couple months of only Mario Kart World and DK Bananza, the Switch 2 wasn’t really feeling like a new console.
But now with almost the whole 1st party lineup having been released to pretty great reviews, it’s starting to feel like its own thing
But now with almost the whole 1st party lineup having been released to pretty great reviews, it’s starting to feel like its own thing
I'm just glad DK Bananza was nominated for GOTY. Doesn't have to win (although would be really cool if it did...) it's just nice to see DK getting recognized as one of the best games of the year at the Game Awards. #TheGameAwards
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm just glad DK Bananza was nominated for GOTY. Doesn't have to win (although would be really cool if it did...) it's just nice to see DK getting recognized as one of the best games of the year at the Game Awards. #TheGameAwards
Mario Kart World not nominated for best soundtrack? Come onnnnnn #TheGameAwards
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mario Kart World not nominated for best soundtrack? Come onnnnnn #TheGameAwards
Nintendo fans have a habit of getting overly annoyed with companion characters who make a lotta noise. Slippy, Navi, Baby Mario, Wonder Flower, hell even some people complained about Pauline in Bananza.
Personally, I think a lot of the hate is overblown. Myles seems okay.
Personally, I think a lot of the hate is overblown. Myles seems okay.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nintendo fans have a habit of getting overly annoyed with companion characters who make a lotta noise. Slippy, Navi, Baby Mario, Wonder Flower, hell even some people complained about Pauline in Bananza.
Personally, I think a lot of the hate is overblown. Myles seems okay.
Personally, I think a lot of the hate is overblown. Myles seems okay.
And now we get the man-child Nintendo fans who have never watched a grown-up movie asking “Erm, who the hell is Benny Safdie?”
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And now we get the man-child Nintendo fans who have never watched a grown-up movie asking “Erm, who the hell is Benny Safdie?”
Lmao out of all the games and apps across Nintendo consoles, the one I’ve used the most is Netflix on Wii U with over 1500 hours logged. That’s a lot of rewatches of Family Guy, Breaking Bad and The Office
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lmao out of all the games and apps across Nintendo consoles, the one I’ve used the most is Netflix on Wii U with over 1500 hours logged. That’s a lot of rewatches of Family Guy, Breaking Bad and The Office
I am the biggest Tomodachi Life fan who has never played the game.
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I am the biggest Tomodachi Life fan who has never played the game.
Rolled credits on Z-A. Overall, I give it a 7/10. While the gameplay is a lot of fun, the story, visuals, characters and world just don’t do it for me. I’ll definitely be playing the DLC, but this was a step down from Arceus for me. Not a giant step down but a step down nonetheless.
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Rolled credits on Z-A. Overall, I give it a 7/10. While the gameplay is a lot of fun, the story, visuals, characters and world just don’t do it for me. I’ll definitely be playing the DLC, but this was a step down from Arceus for me. Not a giant step down but a step down nonetheless.
I got an email that my BlueSky account was taken down but it’s clearly not. Also, wasn’t a scam or anything, it’s the official “no reply” email. No links or anything, so idk what’s going on.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I got an email that my BlueSky account was taken down but it’s clearly not. Also, wasn’t a scam or anything, it’s the official “no reply” email. No links or anything, so idk what’s going on.
Don’t wanna make a pic so, here’s 10 games to know me:
Star Fox 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo-Kazooie
Diddy Kong Racing
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green
Guitar Hero 2
Tony Hawk’s Underground
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
The Stanley Parable
Star Fox 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo-Kazooie
Diddy Kong Racing
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green
Guitar Hero 2
Tony Hawk’s Underground
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
The Stanley Parable
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Don’t wanna make a pic so, here’s 10 games to know me:
Star Fox 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo-Kazooie
Diddy Kong Racing
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green
Guitar Hero 2
Tony Hawk’s Underground
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
The Stanley Parable
Star Fox 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo-Kazooie
Diddy Kong Racing
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green
Guitar Hero 2
Tony Hawk’s Underground
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
The Stanley Parable
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Today was Gregg Mayles' last day at Rare. He posted this lovely little farewell over on social media. Since he's not on Bluesky, I hope he doesn't mind me sharing it here.
There's probably no video game designer, let alone creative mind, who has had as much of a positive impact on my life as Gregg.
There's probably no video game designer, let alone creative mind, who has had as much of a positive impact on my life as Gregg.
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today was Gregg Mayles' last day at Rare. He posted this lovely little farewell over on social media. Since he's not on Bluesky, I hope he doesn't mind me sharing it here.
There's probably no video game designer, let alone creative mind, who has had as much of a positive impact on my life as Gregg.
There's probably no video game designer, let alone creative mind, who has had as much of a positive impact on my life as Gregg.
Check out my review of the film HIM (2025)
Him (2025) Movie Review
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September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Check out my review of the film HIM (2025)
So all that anger over Super Mario 3D All-Stars and once Galaxy and Sunshine drop, you’ll be able to play all of those games on Switch 2. So, all that Nintendo was “gatekeeping” was the menu at the beginning of the game. People need to learn to relax.
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So all that anger over Super Mario 3D All-Stars and once Galaxy and Sunshine drop, you’ll be able to play all of those games on Switch 2. So, all that Nintendo was “gatekeeping” was the menu at the beginning of the game. People need to learn to relax.
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DONKEY KONG BANANZA PAID DLC LATER TODAY! WE RETURN TO DONKEY KONG ISLAND! THEY'VE RECARVED THE FACE, FOLKS. #NintendoDirect
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
DONKEY KONG BANANZA PAID DLC LATER TODAY! WE RETURN TO DONKEY KONG ISLAND! THEY'VE RECARVED THE FACE, FOLKS. #NintendoDirect
Eat your heart out, Palworld. #NintendoDirect #PokemonPokopia
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Eat your heart out, Palworld. #NintendoDirect #PokemonPokopia
Nintendo, for the love of God, my wallet CANNOT take this shit #NintendoDirect
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nintendo, for the love of God, my wallet CANNOT take this shit #NintendoDirect
Got into the Switch Online Playtest program! Not sure how exclusive this is compared to the last one, but I’m excited!
July 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Got into the Switch Online Playtest program! Not sure how exclusive this is compared to the last one, but I’m excited!
You can tear the flesh right off their bodies and then stick it back on to them. Nintendo— always going for the “out there” ideas
July 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You can tear the flesh right off their bodies and then stick it back on to them. Nintendo— always going for the “out there” ideas
DK Bananza is already my GOTY. And not even just because of the gameplay, even little stuff like the menu transitions are perfect. Switch 2 is off to an incredible start.
July 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
DK Bananza is already my GOTY. And not even just because of the gameplay, even little stuff like the menu transitions are perfect. Switch 2 is off to an incredible start.
Holy shit.
Donkey Kong Bananza Reviews:
IGN- 10
COG- 10
Inverse- 10
Siliconera- 10
Console Creatures- 10
Digitec- 10
GFinity- 10
Nintenduo- 9.7
Digital Trends- 9
Digitally Downloaded- 9
Nintendo News- 9
Nintendo Life- 9
Metro- 9
PlaySense- 9
ShackNews- 9
Vooks- 9
GameSpot- 8
VGC- 8
SixthAxis- 8
Eurogamer- 8
IGN- 10
COG- 10
Inverse- 10
Siliconera- 10
Console Creatures- 10
Digitec- 10
GFinity- 10
Nintenduo- 9.7
Digital Trends- 9
Digitally Downloaded- 9
Nintendo News- 9
Nintendo Life- 9
Metro- 9
PlaySense- 9
ShackNews- 9
Vooks- 9
GameSpot- 8
VGC- 8
SixthAxis- 8
Eurogamer- 8
July 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Holy shit.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the last weekend before Donkey Kong.
July 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the last weekend before Donkey Kong.
I’m not saying there isn’t some actual evidence to this theory, but if they were making an N64 trailer, why would they do it with ALL unreleased games in the background? Seems too good to be true. I definitely think Smash and Glover are coming though.
Nintendo fans are poring over an official video advertising the Switch 2's Nintendo Switch Online catalogue, and believe they can see blurry box art for N64 game Super Smash Bros.
Fans Analysing Blurry Pixels Believe Nintendo Switch Online Is Getting Super Smash Bros. for Its N64 Catalogue — and Now the Hunt Is on for More
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July 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not saying there isn’t some actual evidence to this theory, but if they were making an N64 trailer, why would they do it with ALL unreleased games in the background? Seems too good to be true. I definitely think Smash and Glover are coming though.