Justin P. [MBDude]
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By day, Justin P., professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
By day, Justin P., professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Hey, y’all! I have shirts now. And stickers. And hats. More to come, and very much open to suggestions. jstnpng-shop.fourthwall.com
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January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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ICE has murdered another community member in Minneapolis today!
Join us TONIGHT at 6pm at Hancock Park in SW to demand justice and accountability from Minneapolis to DC! ICE OUT OF EVERYWHERE!
Join us TONIGHT at 6pm at Hancock Park in SW to demand justice and accountability from Minneapolis to DC! ICE OUT OF EVERYWHERE!
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ICE has murdered another community member in Minneapolis today!
Join us TONIGHT at 6pm at Hancock Park in SW to demand justice and accountability from Minneapolis to DC! ICE OUT OF EVERYWHERE!
Join us TONIGHT at 6pm at Hancock Park in SW to demand justice and accountability from Minneapolis to DC! ICE OUT OF EVERYWHERE!
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The real “domestic terrorists” are in the White House.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
Another brutal killing by Trump’s ICE agents.
Trump, Vance, Noem, Miller, & the whole morally depraved crew have blood on their hands. These killings are happening at their direction. They must be held accountable.
Congress must cut-off funding for these heinous acts NOW!
Trump, Vance, Noem, Miller, & the whole morally depraved crew have blood on their hands. These killings are happening at their direction. They must be held accountable.
Congress must cut-off funding for these heinous acts NOW!
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The real “domestic terrorists” are in the White House.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
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If your leaders aren’t speaking out/voting against this, elect new ones. #flipthehouse
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If your leaders aren’t speaking out/voting against this, elect new ones. #flipthehouse
The way the left is deplatforming predatory creators who are “on our side,” MAGA better know goddam well by now that we do not give one solitary shit if anyone by the name of Clinton is in the Epstein files.
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The way the left is deplatforming predatory creators who are “on our side,” MAGA better know goddam well by now that we do not give one solitary shit if anyone by the name of Clinton is in the Epstein files.
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales IS an American citizen, born in Maryland. She was detained by ICE, held for 25 days, and moved between facilities in Louisiana, Texas, and New Jersey.
While she has been released, ICE is requiring her to wear an ankle monitor and complete check-ins multiple times a week.
While she has been released, ICE is requiring her to wear an ankle monitor and complete check-ins multiple times a week.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales IS an American citizen, born in Maryland. She was detained by ICE, held for 25 days, and moved between facilities in Louisiana, Texas, and New Jersey.
While she has been released, ICE is requiring her to wear an ankle monitor and complete check-ins multiple times a week.
While she has been released, ICE is requiring her to wear an ankle monitor and complete check-ins multiple times a week.
Resistance! Need a whistle because of ... reasons? Check out your local dollar stores: There's a good chance some of them will have decent quality ones as football party gear! And check where they have party favors, too: The ones I saw were a little chintzy, but at 6 for $1.25, might be worth a try!
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Resistance! Need a whistle because of ... reasons? Check out your local dollar stores: There's a good chance some of them will have decent quality ones as football party gear! And check where they have party favors, too: The ones I saw were a little chintzy, but at 6 for $1.25, might be worth a try!
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i’m tired of the comments for MAGAts saying
“she should of complied.”
how many orders to ICE agents give off at once? how many conflicting orders?
a MOTHER and her FAMILY were GASSED in their car…
#AbolishICE
“she should of complied.”
how many orders to ICE agents give off at once? how many conflicting orders?
a MOTHER and her FAMILY were GASSED in their car…
#AbolishICE
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i’m tired of the comments for MAGAts saying
“she should of complied.”
how many orders to ICE agents give off at once? how many conflicting orders?
a MOTHER and her FAMILY were GASSED in their car…
#AbolishICE
“she should of complied.”
how many orders to ICE agents give off at once? how many conflicting orders?
a MOTHER and her FAMILY were GASSED in their car…
#AbolishICE
Averages are weird because what do you mean the average person has fewer than two arms?
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Averages are weird because what do you mean the average person has fewer than two arms?
I'm attending Indivisible's event, “Rapid Response Call: ICE Killing and Lawlessness in Minneapolis” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
Rapid Response Call: ICE Killing and Lawlessness in Minneapolis · Indivisible
Join us Thursday, January 8th, at 8:00 pm ET / 5:00 pm PT to discuss the killing by ICE in Minneapolis and their lawlessness and harm in communities across the country.
We will talk with local and n...
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January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I'm attending Indivisible's event, “Rapid Response Call: ICE Killing and Lawlessness in Minneapolis” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
As we are still awaiting any word, apart from Trump’s, confirming Maduro has been captured, I can’t help but think of two opposing yet possible situations ahead:
1. Maduro evaded capture as he was alerted to the plot by the TruthSocial post.
2. Maduro WAS captured and will be taken to Mar-A-Lago.
1. Maduro evaded capture as he was alerted to the plot by the TruthSocial post.
2. Maduro WAS captured and will be taken to Mar-A-Lago.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
As we are still awaiting any word, apart from Trump’s, confirming Maduro has been captured, I can’t help but think of two opposing yet possible situations ahead:
1. Maduro evaded capture as he was alerted to the plot by the TruthSocial post.
2. Maduro WAS captured and will be taken to Mar-A-Lago.
1. Maduro evaded capture as he was alerted to the plot by the TruthSocial post.
2. Maduro WAS captured and will be taken to Mar-A-Lago.
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New: "AmericaFest is Decadent and Depraved"
Unicorn Riot contributor L. Cam Anderson flew to Phoenix last week to attend Turning Point USA's annual political convention known as AmericaFest. Read his captivating retelling of what he witnessed there
unicornriot.ninja/2025/america...
Unicorn Riot contributor L. Cam Anderson flew to Phoenix last week to attend Turning Point USA's annual political convention known as AmericaFest. Read his captivating retelling of what he witnessed there
unicornriot.ninja/2025/america...
AmericaFest is Decadent and Depraved - UNICORN RIOT
By L. Cam Anderson I descended the escalator into the bowels of the Phoenix Convention Center and was thrown into a writhing sea of red and white hats and shirts. Several media outlets compete with ea...
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December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New: "AmericaFest is Decadent and Depraved"
Unicorn Riot contributor L. Cam Anderson flew to Phoenix last week to attend Turning Point USA's annual political convention known as AmericaFest. Read his captivating retelling of what he witnessed there
unicornriot.ninja/2025/america...
Unicorn Riot contributor L. Cam Anderson flew to Phoenix last week to attend Turning Point USA's annual political convention known as AmericaFest. Read his captivating retelling of what he witnessed there
unicornriot.ninja/2025/america...
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
Imagine traveling with Tom Hanks. You know the stories, so you’re scared witless. A spacecraft that missed the moon. A cargo ship abducted my pirates. A plane that goes down over the ocean. Was he in a car accident? A train wreck? Your mind spirals, thinking of all the ways this trip could go wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Imagine traveling with Tom Hanks. You know the stories, so you’re scared witless. A spacecraft that missed the moon. A cargo ship abducted my pirates. A plane that goes down over the ocean. Was he in a car accident? A train wreck? Your mind spirals, thinking of all the ways this trip could go wrong.
I have not ugly cried over a piece of media as much as I just did for the series finale of Lucifer. (I’m behind; I know. Get off my back!)
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have not ugly cried over a piece of media as much as I just did for the series finale of Lucifer. (I’m behind; I know. Get off my back!)
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
With Ryan Reaves in San Jose and Carter Hart soon to be in Vegas, can I just cheer on the zebras in tonight’s game? #GoStripesGo #LetsGoRefs
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
With Ryan Reaves in San Jose and Carter Hart soon to be in Vegas, can I just cheer on the zebras in tonight’s game? #GoStripesGo #LetsGoRefs
Because of the ads I’ve been getting recently, I just want to know what size boobs TikTok thinks I, a cisgender man, have.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Because of the ads I’ve been getting recently, I just want to know what size boobs TikTok thinks I, a cisgender man, have.
Thanks to leaked messages from RFK Jr. and all my TikTok circles having an undying need to talk about some of the, uh, unpleasant details… I miss who I was yesterday.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thanks to leaked messages from RFK Jr. and all my TikTok circles having an undying need to talk about some of the, uh, unpleasant details… I miss who I was yesterday.
Marjorie Taylor Greene getting bullied by Trump so hard, she resigns from Congress was not a square on anyone’s Bingo card.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene getting bullied by Trump so hard, she resigns from Congress was not a square on anyone’s Bingo card.
Hey, Vegas: If you need a goalie so bad, I’ve got a Hart-less option…
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey, Vegas: If you need a goalie so bad, I’ve got a Hart-less option…