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A good reason to be childless:

Your grandchild won't go back in time and shoot you.
October 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We are the frog.
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
New nickname for Whiskey Pete:

Kegseth
April 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are people losing the ability to maintain noun-verb agreement? Certainly seeing a lot of fails there lately.
April 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New Term:

Penguinomics
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Seen on the side of the road (AR10):

BIG SALE - ORGANIC ROCKS
April 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Today's (non-political) absurdity:

My Google Watch reminding me to move... while I'm taking a dump.
April 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm beginning to think that MAGA may be the solution to the Fermi Paradox.
March 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fun Fact:

The "F" in "F-47" doesn't actually stand for "Fighter".
March 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't have arthritis.

I have early-onset rigor mortis.
March 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted
This pun is highly kryptic
so if superman pays his dog in treats, is that krypto currency
December 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Re the NJ drones...

Has anyone checked Grovers Mill? (IYKYK)
December 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM