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Juliana Spink Mills
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Writer person. 95%tea.
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Would a meteor be considered a galactic erratic? 🧐
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ooh thanks! Will check at cvs.
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sounds soothing! Will look for it, thanks!
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
That works up to a certain point, and then my brain goes, ‘wait a minute…’
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Poison ivy is a sneaky sneaky plant. The sneakiest. Next time I’m doing this in a hazmat suit. Or at least jeans and a sweatshirt, with duct tape maybe to cover the gap between shirt and gloves! Zero stars, do not recommend.
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Why do I have poison ivy rash, you might ask? Well. Because SOMEONE (me, it was me) thought they were adequately covered up while pulling said poison ivy from the garden. Spoiler alert: I was not
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So it’s been a month and I am happy to report that ghoul kid has taken up permanent residence by their garage. And is not, in fact, a sentient wandering being. I think. *eyes neighbor’s house nervously*
May 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I taught my kids that song when they were little and my now-in-university daughter still occasionally sings it with the sole purpose of baffling American friends 😂
April 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Aaaaand this morning it’s gone. Off for a little wander around the neighborhood I suppose. Let’s see where it turns up. (And yes, I am weirdly invested in this!)
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ghoul kid has moved! Is now at top of their driveway…
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ghoul-on-the-prowl maybe? But pronounce ghoul to rhyme with prowl…
March 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Either it’s haunted or it’s the neighborhood’s weirdest version of elf on the shelf!!!
March 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sky High (movie) and its ‘hero support’ academic track for sidekicks!
March 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM