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Jamie・ジェイミ・ˈdʒeɪmi
@jspieve.bsky.social
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Like many dictators, he genuinely thinks people love him. Despite the evidence.
Rant from Trump about how the polls must be fake because he is so great
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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You must be mistaken
A tweet from someone called Karoline Leavitt denying that Trump repeatedly referred to Iceland: “No he didn't, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a "piece of ice" because that's what it is. You're the only one mixing anything up here.”
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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I assume this is just clickbait, but in case the author is serious: “If there's a child abuser at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you’ve got a table with eleven child abusers.”
If there's a Nazi at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you’ve got a table with eleven Nazis.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Sean Bean’s real name is Shaun Bean
Screenshot from Mr Bean’s Wikipedia page showing his birth name as Shaun Mark Bean
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Reminded me of this
A person wearing a lab coat alights from a time machine. "I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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xkcd.com/385/
XKCD cartoon. On the left two male characters at a whiteboard. One is writing a nonsensical equation and the other says "Wow, you suck at math." On the right, two figures at the whiteboard. The (apparently) female character is writing the same equation. The male character says "Wow, girls suck at math."
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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“Why should I pay for insurance if other people are going to claim on it” 🤦
Some idiotic Republican saying “Up to 40% of Obamacare enrollees never file a claim. That's billions in taxpayer dollars flowing to insurance companies for people who don't even use the system.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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And now with added alt text!
Okay, for those of you who are totally okay with people experiencing food insecurity during a month that has an national holiday that is pretty much entirely about food because "MY TAXPAYER DOLARS SHOULDN'T BE GOING TO A BUNCH OF LAZY PEOPLE!", here are a few facts: 1. How much you pay PER YEAR to fund SNAP: $36. That's it. Less than one dinner for 2 at a mid-range restaurant. 2. The majority of non-disabled working-age people who are on food assistance DO have jobs; they just don't make enough to cover their food costs. So you're not actually subsidizing THEM, you are subsidizing the companies who don't pay them enough to live on. 3. The majority of people who benefit from SNAP are children, the elderly, and the disabled.
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Street sign for There and Back Again Lane in Bristol
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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“Jesus was deported so we could be saved”
A news headline: “ICE arrested a carpenter named Jesus.”
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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“Put that phone down!”
“On one family vacation, my father pleaded with me to close my book long enough to look at the Grand Canyon.” Francine Prose in Reading Like a Writer
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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uk.news.yahoo.com/shoulder-pad...
A man wearing a pagoda-shoulder suit by Pierre Cardin
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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An optician in France called “Fovea” (the sign is an interesting purplish colour)
August 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I have made this a couple of times (I used kefir for the sour milk). It is very simple and works really well — I would say success is almost guaranteed. The butter makes it a little bit brioche like. But it works equally well without (added a bit of olive oil instead).
A crusty, fluffy, highly-toastable loaf, fresh out of the oven
May 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Pretty sure this is a case of him not understanding
Headline from the BBC: "Trump says achieving stability in Middle East 'not a complex thing to do'"
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Does it have a nice smile
The stainless steel tray from a Delonghi "Dedica" espresso maker. It has two drainage holes that look like eyes. Below them is a slot with a bit of red plastic poking through, which looks a bit like the mouth and tongue.
January 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Orthographic? Isometric?
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Illustration of various types of orthographic / axonometric projections
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Melania Trump in the outfit described above raising her arm in some sort of salute
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I have this coffee maker, as featured in an episode of Star Trek
Scene from Star Trek with Neelix pouring Captain Janeway a cup of coffee from a fancy stainless steel coffee maker
December 20, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Not quite the same thing, but
A quotation from the textbook General Relativity: An Introduction for Physicists: "The simplest calculation involves summing the quantum mechanical zero-point energies of all the fields known in Nature. This gives an answer about 120 orders of magnitude higher than the upper limits... set by cosmological observations. This is probably the worst theoretical prediction in the history of physics! Nobody knows how to make sense of this result. Some physics mechanism must exist that makes the cosmological constant very small."
December 17, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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That's not toad in the hole. This is toad in the hole: realfood.tesco.com/media/images...
A dish of sausages baked in Yorkshire pudding batter, a.k.a Toad in the Hole
September 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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August 11, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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See also
March 2, 2024 at 1:30 PM