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Jshmtn
@jshmtn.bsky.social
Lead teacher for Maths | DCFC 🐏 |
started trying to learn how to answer cryptic crosswords yesterday to give me something to learn.

What a rush!
Didn’t have to use any clues. Yesterday this would have been like a different language.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I could bet on tomorrow being Sunday and aliens would invade by 11pm changing our system of days.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have always used part 1 and part 3 together on each slide here but enjoying part 2 as a bridge between them and students seem to be happier too.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Worlds thickest country
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
That’s not your bed buddy
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
14k to test the legs for longer distances.
May 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ice cream van doing the rounds in this. It’s got to just be a front for drug dealing at this point 😂
February 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Half of teenagers now looking like this kids bedroom from the early 2000s since these spot plasters have become a thing
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Found out me and Laura are having a baby boy this morning.

Look at him putting his thumb up to the camera 😂
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just a normal day on X 😂

What utter nonsense.
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Look at this pair!
January 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Let’s hear what @barryglendenning.bsky.social thinks of this report here on his favourite football club owner. @maxrushden.bsky.social @talksportradio.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 11:11 AM
This is the same player who didn’t wear a rainbow armband due to religious beliefs.

Gambling of course being wholly unacceptable within Islam.

When is this going to be called out by their own clubs and their own fans?
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Posted without comment
December 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Getting the cats this for Christmas
December 8, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I get to use this keyboard from June next year.

If you know you know 👀
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Am I going mad or is this marked incorrectly?
December 2, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Frankie carries this lid from Laura’s make up remover around with her all day every day. Here she is waiting for me at the window with it 😂
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Big lads at the vets having his spuds cut off today.

First time in their lives that him and his sister will have been split up.
November 29, 2024 at 9:01 AM
That’s not a maths text book!
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Those clay pigeons didn’t stand a chance
November 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Been getting some use recently
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 AM
2 little surprises
August 20, 2024 at 1:56 PM
first stop in Porto was to a tattoo place. Laura got her first and I got another because why not.

Little nods to Piper.
August 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM