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Jshmtn
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Lead teacher for Maths | DCFC 🐏 |
VVD doing a good impression of someone who should be nowhere near the premier leagues best ever CB debate.

Get him to the glue factory
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
2026, we’re sending people to the moon again but I Still have to locate my hard copy of a GCSE certificate from 18 years ago for a job.
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tragically sad what we went through but how does this make him an expert on how the government should keep our children safe?

Second best thing we could do is ban social media. best thing would be to ban smart phones.
Molly Russell's dad says under-16 social media ban would be wrong
The online safety campaigner says it is better to enforce current laws than use
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Bloody hell Glasners going for early pay off with that post match interview
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Watching Harry go from shoving his dummy towards his mouth at any angle to looking at it, twisting it around and putting it in his mouth properly is amazing ha just developing so quickly in front of my eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 AM
New job and the banks refunded me best part of a grand.

What an end to the week.
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Snow dayyyyyyyyyyy and Harry slept well.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Cheese at subway is cut into triangles which famously tessellate.

Subway worker, I’ll just drop these from a great height and hope for the best…
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Hour cryptic
Minute cryptic is a par 7 today ffs
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Minute cryptic is a par 7 today ffs
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Complete on the house move tomorrow - water leaking through our landing lights today.

About to go and play on the M1
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Government is weak as piss
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.

"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."

"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
@psalisbury.bsky.social didn’t realised you’d seconded on to social media influencer role
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Harrys started copying us when we put a clothe in front of our face and pull it down to do peekaboo. He holds his muslin in front of his face and pulls it down smiling 😂
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Whilst incels are using AI to undress young women on the other app I’m using it to change the colour of the current owners fridge freezer in our new house so we can see whether we can get away with a black fridge freezer. What a time to be alive
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Ha 2 after 8 mints are considered a serving.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Minute Cryptic - 31 December, 2025
"Hunted lost bear, sleep-deprived grizzly with an appetite" (8)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (46,643 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
World famous city ground emptying like an elevator after a fart
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Transferring baby from arms to cot without waking them is a high I’ll chase for the rest of my life.

Parent crack.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Laura egging me on to have a slice of Brie on a pig in Blanket during our boxing night cheese board.

She must have remembered I’ve got 2 life insurance policies.
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Derbys entire first eleven decided to spend Christmas Day trying heroin by the looks of this #dcfc
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maltesers or scone for second breakfast???
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My advice to people generally is: stop asking people about their plans to start/extend their family.

It’s innocent, enthusiastic, curiosity but you’re not there to pick up the pieces when one of the people asked is inconsolable when you’ve left because they’re actively trying with no luck.
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The time after Harry drops into a deep sleep in my arms after he’s fought sleep for 10 minutes previous is the most relaxing part of my day.

I usually start a guardian quick cryptic and enjoy a cuppa with this beautiful lad lay on me. Perfect
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM