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Jshmtn
@jshmtn.bsky.social
Lead teacher for Maths | DCFC 🐏 |
I’m here teaching Maths and my best mate is supporting Duke Dumont for his US shows.

Life is a funny old thing!
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@georgeelek.bsky.social who’d have thought there’d be 10 points between us in our favour after you battered us at your place a few weeks ago.

Some turnaround since Langas came back into the side!
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I could bet on tomorrow being Sunday and aliens would invade by 11pm changing our system of days.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Class when the evri delivery driver starts pressing the doorbell repeatedly and knocking like a policeman when I’ve just got Harry down 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Have always used part 1 and part 3 together on each slide here but enjoying part 2 as a bridge between them and students seem to be happier too.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Exam boards have been sneakily phasing out constructions for a bit (only Q last year was drawing a circle with a compass) so wouldn’t be surprised to see this as the first big casualty of a reduction in exams.
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Been pitch black since 4pm but the cockend next door is smashing the fireworks out now whilst Harry is sleeping. Brill.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Impressive from Mamdani, this paired with the surge in support for Green Party in the UK surely shows that the country are sick of the ‘party of the workers’ creeping further to the right to try and appease those who are set in their decision to vote Trump/Farage.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Worlds thickest country
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Harry practicing blowing raspberries at 4.20am

Happy half term!
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Anyone expecting a baby? Get comfortable with chatGPT.

Laura explained that the clocks had gone back and we needed to change his sleep time by 1 hour ish to accommodate and it gave us a step by step plan for the day and it worked a dream! Up at 6.20 today!
October 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Harry’s been up on and off since 5am which means tomorrow that will be 4am
two older men are sitting on a couch with the words " i 've got nothing left " on the bottom
ALT: two older men are sitting on a couch with the words " i 've got nothing left " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Thinking about sacking off twitter all together. It’s half full of racists and half full of so called progressives who spend their entire existence sniping at those working on the front line in education to make a real difference over things like toilet passes etc. It is a sewer.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
New lad at the barbers has massacred my hair and spent the whole time talking to me. I dunno what was worse.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Bum cheeks full of Vaseline. Must be Robin Hood Half marathon day.
September 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
@adamboxereducation.bsky.social whilst I agree with a lot of the changes in the 2010s it’s a shame to hear NG describe grid method multiplication as a nonsense method.

It’s grounded in understanding the structure of the maths and is based on an area model - the most concrete example we have.
September 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That’s not your bed buddy
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Harry is 11 weeks old today and me and Laura have finally managed to sit and watch a film together on a Friday night with some food. What a milestone!
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
House has been up for sale for months. The Sunday before I go back to work we get an offer of asking price.

Brilliant timing.
September 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Parenthood just bounces between being dead easy - a joy, and wanting to launch myself out the 3rd floor velux with very little middle ground and even less sleep.
August 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Get innnnn. Good job the baby had already woken up for a feed haha
July 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Marcus Rashford’s agent must be able to hypnotise people
July 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I see another bullet proof desk come bunker has been designed in America.

Literally do anything but take the weapons away from them.
July 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
First week of work down after paternity leave!

Wow imagine some people have to do this with twins or triplets. I think I’d have had a breakdown 😂
July 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
14k to test the legs for longer distances.
May 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM