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When you adopt a child so your wife won't feel alone, then adopt a bird so your child won't feel alone, and now you've got to adopt a pair for your bird so it won't feel alone:
August 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The original "I get anxiety around people" guy
August 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Man saw jesus
July 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"British guy puts a teabag in the boiling water."

Hell Guards:
July 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Taekwondo practitioners to other martial artists:
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Me time traveling back to France to kill the king and eat the queen's cake:
June 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
when you realize you can lie at Truth or Dare:
February 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Oh dr. Geller. #FRIENDS
January 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Rich people, every time a natural disaster occurs:
January 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
After all that has happened in recent years. #Seinfeld #meme
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM