@jseinfeld.bsky.social
Most social media explorer algorithms are like so you like ginger?! Let me put it in your dinner your launch your breakfast your coffee your water...
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Most social media explorer algorithms are like so you like ginger?! Let me put it in your dinner your launch your breakfast your coffee your water...
I act like a small ship with a big anchor.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I act like a small ship with a big anchor.
Don't slow down the video from the very beginning. Maybe I get it. Maybe it's not that subtle. Maybe I'm not that stupid.
August 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Don't slow down the video from the very beginning. Maybe I get it. Maybe it's not that subtle. Maybe I'm not that stupid.
Taking a long position when even my balls are against it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Taking a long position when even my balls are against it.
I'm not eating the frog.
I am the frog.
I am the frog.
August 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm not eating the frog.
I am the frog.
I am the frog.
When you adopt a child so your wife won't feel alone, then adopt a bird so your child won't feel alone, and now you've got to adopt a pair for your bird so it won't feel alone:
August 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When you adopt a child so your wife won't feel alone, then adopt a bird so your child won't feel alone, and now you've got to adopt a pair for your bird so it won't feel alone:
I can't believe that a McDonald's hamburger is cheaper than falafel in the US. Do you k know how long does it take to grow a cow?
August 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I can't believe that a McDonald's hamburger is cheaper than falafel in the US. Do you k know how long does it take to grow a cow?
The original "I get anxiety around people" guy
August 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The original "I get anxiety around people" guy
Reddit is the best social network. You can have a different personality in each different subreddit.
July 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reddit is the best social network. You can have a different personality in each different subreddit.
I miss the Fall. The season I mean.
July 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I miss the Fall. The season I mean.
"British guy puts a teabag in the boiling water."
Hell Guards:
Hell Guards:
July 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"British guy puts a teabag in the boiling water."
Hell Guards:
Hell Guards:
Taekwondo practitioners to other martial artists:
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Taekwondo practitioners to other martial artists:
Me time traveling back to France to kill the king and eat the queen's cake:
June 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me time traveling back to France to kill the king and eat the queen's cake:
I just don’t understand international porn.
I mean, what is the world cumming to?
I mean, what is the world cumming to?
May 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I just don’t understand international porn.
I mean, what is the world cumming to?
I mean, what is the world cumming to?
Here I announce the crowning of my new poop
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here I announce the crowning of my new poop
I'll always take no for an answer.
March 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'll always take no for an answer.
I can't say no and I have anxiety. so I accepted a very stressful job because I couldn't say no to it. you see my problem?
March 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I can't say no and I have anxiety. so I accepted a very stressful job because I couldn't say no to it. you see my problem?
I have a meeting at 4 pm, so I haven't done anything from 8 am. that's a record!!
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I have a meeting at 4 pm, so I haven't done anything from 8 am. that's a record!!
The effect of just one phone call on my mental health IS TOO DAMN HIGH
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The effect of just one phone call on my mental health IS TOO DAMN HIGH
if you say you're gonna call me, do it soon before my anxiety kills me.
March 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
if you say you're gonna call me, do it soon before my anxiety kills me.
*life has been calm for a while*
Me: let's fuck my shit up
Me: let's fuck my shit up
February 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
*life has been calm for a while*
Me: let's fuck my shit up
Me: let's fuck my shit up
I prefer posting stuff and regretting it later to thinking about it all day long.
February 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I prefer posting stuff and regretting it later to thinking about it all day long.
when you realize you can lie at Truth or Dare:
February 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
when you realize you can lie at Truth or Dare:
How I interact with some people: typing.... deleting it....blocking them.
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
How I interact with some people: typing.... deleting it....blocking them.