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Justin Satzman
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Two bears poking back. #YesOn50
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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✅ Yes on #Prop50
Los Angeles county I Voted sticker
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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So glad Trump sent the national guard here otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to see this. #Sunset #LAsky
Sunset photo from LA Sunset photo from LA Sunset photo from LA
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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She cannot be without her ball. #DogSky
My golden retriever sleeping with her ball
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Best burger in LA. #ApplePan #LAsky #FoodSky
Double meat double cheese smokeburger from Apple Pan in LA.
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Just another glorious Sunday in the hellscape that is Los Angeles. #LAsky
A swimming pool
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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New Mexico red chile makes everything better. #FoodSky
Veggie omelette with NM red chile
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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New Mexico red chile #FoodSky
New Mexico red chile New Mexico red chile
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Can confirm
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Best BBQ in LA #LASky
Bludso’s BBQ in Santa Monica, CA
August 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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#TaylorSwift
I’m not here to argue about music or wear a fan badge. I’m just a dad, a football-loving, middle-aged man who has watched the noise online grow uglier by the day. And I can’t stay quiet anymore. I’m talking about Taylor Swift. Not her fame, not her outfits — but the way grown adults mock her for cheering, smiling, or simply showing up to support someone she loves. That’s what bothers you? Because our kids notice. Our daughters hear the jokes about “too much Taylor.” Our sons learn from the eye-rolls about which women we choose to ridicule for being visible and joyful. Here’s the truth: She has won over 300 awards, including multiple Grammys. Her Eras Tour boosted the U.S. economy by nearly $5 billion. She donates quietly to food banks in every city she visits. Her lyrics are studied at Harvard and Stanford. And when a radio DJ assaulted her and then sued her, she counter-sued for one symbolic dollar — and won. She reminded every young woman: your voice matters. So no, I’m not a fan because of her music. I’m a fan because of her strength. Because she uses her platform with dignity and purpose. We can do better. Our daughters deserve better. Our sons need to know that kindness, success, and womanhood are never reasons for ridicule. #RespectMatters #VoicesMatter ~Weird Wonders and Facts
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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A picture of the twin towers with one named rule of law and another named the constitution, with a plane flying towards them named Trump
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Football is back!!! #NFLSky
Screenshot of the NFL Preseason game between the Chargers and Lions.
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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#TBT to two weeks ago
My wife and I at the George Inlet Lodge
July 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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My view two weeks ago is better than it is today… #GlacierBayNationalPark
The Majorie Glacier
July 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Just got this and I’m in LA
Tsunami watch from LA
July 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Umm what? #LosAngeles #Tsunami
Apple Weather alert for a tsunami watch in Los Angeles.
July 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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My view two Tuesday’s ago was much better than the current one… #DavidsonGlacier
Davidson Glacier
July 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Only in LA can you walk through a movie premiere on the way to the gym. #OnlyInLA #Sketch
July 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My view two Mondays ago was much better than the current one… #MendenhallGlacier
The Mendenhall Glacier
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The new #Superman is very good. Much funnier than expected, but still with a good/hopeful message.
New Superman logo Superman
July 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Frito Pie with authentic Northern New Mexican red chile from Santa Fe. The absolute best.
Frito Pie
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It’s there.
Paramount+ with South Park
July 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This should be put on a billboard outside of Mar-A-Lago. #SouthPark
Picture from South Park with Satan & Donald Trump in bed together.
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM