Jason Sample
@jsampleva.bsky.social
62, married, cisgender father of five adult kids who understand social media far better than he does. He/him. On the bird platform, the word 'Elon' is a slur.
If you've been looking at the first map below and wondering how on earth Abigail Spanberger managed to win the election for Virginia's governorship amid all that red... then you need to look at the second map instead.
Remember: Land doesn't vote. People do.
Remember: Land doesn't vote. People do.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you've been looking at the first map below and wondering how on earth Abigail Spanberger managed to win the election for Virginia's governorship amid all that red... then you need to look at the second map instead.
Remember: Land doesn't vote. People do.
Remember: Land doesn't vote. People do.
Winsome? Lose some.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Democrat Abigail Spanberger is elected Virginia’s first female governor, CNN’s Decision Desk projects | CNN Politics
Abigail Spanberger, a former Democratic congresswoman and CIA officer, will be elected Virginia’s next governor and become the state’s first female chief executive, CNN’s Decision Desk projects.
www.cnn.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Winsome? Lose some.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Hear that, voters? Trump is providing only *half* the normal food stamp benefits for November. Use your vote to tell him what you think and how you feel about that.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
Trump administration will provide only half of usual food stamp benefits in November | CNN Politics
The Trump administration said today that it will provide partial food stamp benefits for November by tapping into the program’s contingency fund amid the ongoing government shutdown.
www.cnn.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hear that, voters? Trump is providing only *half* the normal food stamp benefits for November. Use your vote to tell him what you think and how you feel about that.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
Damn... he really did it. 😠😡🤬
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/u...
See the White House’s East Wing demolition from satellite images | CNN
Satellite images show how dramatically President Donald Trump’s plans to build a new ballroom have affected the historic structure.
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October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Damn... he really did it. 😠😡🤬
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/u...
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Little Miss Muffet went looking for trouble and all she got was respectfully ignored.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Little Miss Muffet went looking for trouble and all she got was respectfully ignored.
Aww, too bad...
www.thedailybeast.com/doj-cant-tie...
www.thedailybeast.com/doj-cant-tie...
DOJ Can’t Tie Suspected Kirk Killer to Left Like MAGA Wants
Investigators have yet to turn up evidence that suspect Tyler Robinson was connected to any left-wing organizations.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Aww, too bad...
www.thedailybeast.com/doj-cant-tie...
www.thedailybeast.com/doj-cant-tie...
So now I suppose that CNN's Van Jones should be fired for... quoting what Charlie Kirk said to him.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...
Charlie Kirk DM’d me before he was murdered. Here’s what he said. | CNN Politics
The day before he was horrifically murdered, Charlie Kirk sent me a direct message on X.
www.cnn.com
September 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So now I suppose that CNN's Van Jones should be fired for... quoting what Charlie Kirk said to him.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...
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Charlie Kirk's afterlife:
youtu.be/2qUKt2BTWRI?...
youtu.be/2qUKt2BTWRI?...
I'm Getting What I Deserve I'm Reaping What I Sow
YouTube video by Shane Powers
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September 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Charlie Kirk's afterlife:
youtu.be/2qUKt2BTWRI?...
youtu.be/2qUKt2BTWRI?...
We are now living in Bizarro World...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/p...
Oliver North marries Fawn Hall, his document-shredding secretary at the center of Iran-Contra scandal | CNN Politics
Two key figures in the Iran-Contra affair quietly married last month, nearly 40 years after the scandal rocked US politics and President Ronald Reagan’s administration.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We are now living in Bizarro World...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/p...
Yeah, that's his signature.
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, that's his signature.
She means that *Trump* cannot function if he has to deal with constitutional checks and balances.
August 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
She means that *Trump* cannot function if he has to deal with constitutional checks and balances.
The real steel deal.
July 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The real steel deal.
Superman... "woke" since 1938.
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Superman... "woke" since 1938.
Online entitlement...
July 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Online entitlement...
If you see this, post your comfort characters. ❤️
July 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If you see this, post your comfort characters. ❤️
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June 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
I think that the officials who pushed and passed this new law *know* that sex workers will face greater legal and personal dangers because of it. They just want to be able to performatively *say* that they're "protecting" sex workers. 😒😒😒
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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Swedish Model (Aka The Nordic Model) - SWARM
What is the Swedish Model? The Swedish Model is a legal model that criminalises the purchase of sexual…
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May 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I think that the officials who pushed and passed this new law *know* that sex workers will face greater legal and personal dangers because of it. They just want to be able to performatively *say* that they're "protecting" sex workers. 😒😒😒
www.swarmcollective.org/everything-y...
www.swarmcollective.org/everything-y...