Pretzel cheese land mine was fantastic

Could this even possibly be real

Remembering when I donated $1 to DWB for every screenshot people sent asking him to draw Dilbert as the joker. It got so bad he thought he was being targeted by (((George Soros))) then crashed out and blocked me when he found out it was just some dullard behind it, and not a coordinated op. RIP Bozo

Some podcasts nowadays will play the associated video when they insert clips (news, movies, shows, whatever) so that part makes sense. Not super important but helps to understand the topic of conversation at times. WTYP doing it as a PowerPoint is funniest solution imo

My wife waited until I got really sad to try to unionize which really bummed out because I tend to run my marriage like we are family

The best part is how many of these videos also show a phone flying off at 100mph perpendicular to the slide

My dad can't stop watching Sora videos of Stephen Hawking being punched in the face by heavyweight boxers or thrown off of the high dive. I wish this was a joke.

Sir, that thumbs up was for the limp bizkit

I will never watch a rap musical about a former president. I would rather be run over by a car

The ones I see as "healthy" foods are all magic spoon-style protein snacks or whatever but I'm sure they're cheating somehow

I think it works better because the revolutionaries in CoM don't feel like a direct reference to very real groups that existed and had particular dynamics that were consequences of who they were (ie the idea of a Black woman-led Weather Underground is nonsensical to me). I liked OBAA otherwise.

The Bryan Litmus Test: If your political output can be 100% correctly dismissed by one Bryan post then you should throw your own book in the river and delete all episodes of your podcast forevwr

I love “we knew this already” or “are you just learning about this?” Replies because I picture the person typing it wearing a “sarcastic comment loading” t shirt

Are you sixty? Most of these bands are from 15 years ago

how did it taste

This is dumb for a lot of reasons but if we are gonna take it seriously the answer is better screening and therapy for trans youth and earlier access to puberty blockers

Did I hear baldroom or am i losing it

When Secor’s father later took over the business, he said he remembers in 1959 when one new-to-town woman tried to build a cabin along the river nearby. His father warned her not to, he said. Yet the woman didn’t listen:

1st class passenger in the lifeboat: I strike the name of Titanic from this vessel, because we all know it's a big fat failure of a ship for all of us riders!