I have cracked the code on how to make Starbucks’ Apple Crisp Macchiato which has historically been my favorite, but now I think I need peppermint mocha in my life now too 👀

I can tell you the exact shape, even the three lines along its length and a pokey bit at one end like the shape of Oklahoma, of a wood chip I played with on the playground in third grade.

I also consistently fail to remember if I flossed the upper left quadrant of my mouth and have to do it again.

Ragestache? That's a name I ain't heard in many a year...

It’s also where you can hear him finally yelling “I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH RENARIN”, which I am extremely grateful for and also spooked by because Renarin’s arc is so surreally similar to what I was going through while in Brandon’s class that I was doing double-takes constantly

The Keira Knightley Pride & Prejudice. It's my tradition to watch it every time it returns to Netflix and it is a delight and a joy every single time.

The Two-Face reveal in Dark Knight. Covered my face every time he was on screen for the rest of the movie, I had to watch it again just to know what happened 😭

(And suddenly I can’t even find a gif of it, oh well)

I’m only ashamed that it took me until this year to start voting in them 😭 better late than never

Do you think “What is it with men and asking for erections” is too wordy?

It’s Louis XVI for me

“Ladies”

Damn it is he straight

If it was purple it'd be grapeshot

There’s a reason my favorite Sondheim work starts its finale with

“Be careful the spells you cast
Not just on children
Sometimes the spell may last
Past what you can see
And turn against you

*Be careful the tale you tell
That is the spell*”

NO

NO HE DID NOT

TELL ME HE DID NOT

Well, Jane Austen did say something about someone bring in possession of a good fortune needing ravioli sauce, isn’t that how the quote goes?

K E R R Y

I avoid alcohol like the plague but I'd start drinking if a bunch of us English degree-holders started discussing Byron, it's just the way it happens

The fact that I saw this before I saw the actual post