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Robyn Byers
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Very gay and autistic Bachelor of English/History, focused on 19th-century European literary history. I'm the one who whispers "*gasp* doggie" every single time I see one, so be warned
I have cracked the code on how to make Starbucks’ Apple Crisp Macchiato which has historically been my favorite, but now I think I need peppermint mocha in my life now too 👀
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I can tell you the exact shape, even the three lines along its length and a pokey bit at one end like the shape of Oklahoma, of a wood chip I played with on the playground in third grade.

I also consistently fail to remember if I flossed the upper left quadrant of my mouth and have to do it again.
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ragestache? That's a name I ain't heard in many a year...
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s also where you can hear him finally yelling “I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH RENARIN”, which I am extremely grateful for and also spooked by because Renarin’s arc is so surreally similar to what I was going through while in Brandon’s class that I was doing double-takes constantly
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Keira Knightley Pride & Prejudice. It's my tradition to watch it every time it returns to Netflix and it is a delight and a joy every single time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Two-Face reveal in Dark Knight. Covered my face every time he was on screen for the rest of the movie, I had to watch it again just to know what happened 😭

(And suddenly I can’t even find a gif of it, oh well)
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m only ashamed that it took me until this year to start voting in them 😭 better late than never
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do you think “What is it with men and asking for erections” is too wordy?
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s Louis XVI for me
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Ladies”

Damn it is he straight
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If it was purple it'd be grapeshot
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There’s a reason my favorite Sondheim work starts its finale with

“Be careful the spells you cast
Not just on children
Sometimes the spell may last
Past what you can see
And turn against you

*Be careful the tale you tell
That is the spell*”
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
NO

NO HE DID NOT

TELL ME HE DID NOT
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Well, Jane Austen did say something about someone bring in possession of a good fortune needing ravioli sauce, isn’t that how the quote goes?
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
K E R R Y
October 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I avoid alcohol like the plague but I'd start drinking if a bunch of us English degree-holders started discussing Byron, it's just the way it happens
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The fact that I saw this before I saw the actual post
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM