John Robie
@jrobie.bsky.social
Just an over-educated monkey trying to make it in the big city. With all the appropriate hobbies and interests.
She's received threatening messages from the Macarons.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
She's received threatening messages from the Macarons.
And also not a good time
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And also not a good time
Driving cross-country and seeing a line of white wind turbines marching off into the the distance along a mountain ridge is the closest I've ever felt to living in The Future.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Driving cross-country and seeing a line of white wind turbines marching off into the the distance along a mountain ridge is the closest I've ever felt to living in The Future.
The new movie follows his next of kin
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The new movie follows his next of kin
Democrats will gladly give you a hamburger today if you promise to maybe pay them on Tuesday
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Democrats will gladly give you a hamburger today if you promise to maybe pay them on Tuesday
How high earners feel about the economy
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How high earners feel about the economy
Senator will gladly give you a healthcare vote Tuesday for ICE funding today.
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Senator will gladly give you a healthcare vote Tuesday for ICE funding today.
Senator will gladly give you a healthcare vote Tuesday for ICE funding today
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Senator will gladly give you a healthcare vote Tuesday for ICE funding today
Do you suppose these guys are friends? Rivals?
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you suppose these guys are friends? Rivals?
who’s your favorite Jed? wrong answers only
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
who’s your favorite Jed? wrong answers only
How does he explain his ms13 tats then?
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How does he explain his ms13 tats then?
Tag yourself. I'm off-model William Blount: "you sure about these guys, boss?"
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tag yourself. I'm off-model William Blount: "you sure about these guys, boss?"
Why make it look so much like the mouth of sauron though?
September 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why make it look so much like the mouth of sauron though?
Clever, because while Pete is the worst Secretary of Defense ever he would (thus far) be only the second-worst Secretary of War
September 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Clever, because while Pete is the worst Secretary of Defense ever he would (thus far) be only the second-worst Secretary of War