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Living on Gubbi Gubbi country and loving life.
Purveyor of mediocre haiku and bad humour. #F1 & #Auspol too. You’ve been warned 🤗

Haiku feed: @JRBHaiku.bsky.social

Substack: https://jrbhaiku.substack.com?r=55lvun&utm_medium=ios
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When your ships go out, but they don’t come in. #cop30
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ah yes, we banned tobacco advertising because smoking it was bad for humans.

Like gambling addiction.
Good for you.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Good for you.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“No one is sounding convincing on any issue regarding anything.”

You got that right Leaker.

#AusPol

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Leaked Coalition talking points direct MPs to argue dumping net zero does not conflict with Paris agreement
Exclusive: Guidance distributed to MPs seeks to pre-empt questions about plan’s compatibility with Paris agreement, indicating opposition is aware of potential breach
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
NACC Convictions Report

Since 1 July 2023, there have been 11 convictions resulting from Commission investigations.

None of these are current or past politicians.

www.nacc.gov.au/convictions
www.nacc.gov.au
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ScoMo talked shit and did evil things.

Albo is talking shit and allowing evil things to continue.

What’s the difference 🤷‍♂️

#AusPol
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Liberal men have a women problem 🤣😂
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“Sainz said the incident in which Piastri and Mercedes' Kimi Antonelli collided, pitching the Antonelli into Ferrari's Charles Leclerc, was "not Oscar's fault at all".”

What Carlos said 🇦🇺

#F1
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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In the wake of an online post to "rhetorically rape" a female MP after an antisemitic neo-Nazi rally at NSW parliament, National Socialist Network NSW leader Joel Davis has been arrested by the Australian Federal Police in Bondi. www.smh.com.au/national/neo...
Neo-Nazi leader Joel Davis arrested by AFP at Bondi
The National Socialist Network leader, who led the anti-Jewish rally outside parliament, is now in custody.
www.smh.com.au
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Gutless & spineless @albomp.bsky.social

You are wasting that political capital you had. Shame on you!

#auspol
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Clown fish
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Amy’s on the money as usual…

thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
Facts are among the biggest casualties in the war against renewable energy
The point.com.au
thepoint.com.au
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Tactically retreating from the Turks to avoid embarrassing our leaders is a fine Australian tradition
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So all “unclassified” Epstein files will be released.

I wonder who can decide which ones are classified 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Can neuroscientists read your mind?

The technology might be much closer than you’d think.

bigthink.com/mini-philoso...
Can neuroscientists read your mind?
If we gave you a comprehensive brain scan, with what degree of certainty can we predict what you're thinking about right now?
bigthink.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The man who uses perfume to unlock opportunities in prisons

The Perfume Stories project uses fragrance to spark reflection, creativity and glimpses of hope behind bars

#GoodNews

www.positive.news/society/the-...
The man who uses perfume to unlock opportunities in prisons - Positive News
In jails across northern England, fragrances are being used to spark reflection and creativity among inmates
www.positive.news
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Question: when you hear an American accent these days, what’s your first thought?
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
When Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman shows more respect to a female journalist than the twat he’s with.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
'Things happen': Trump defends Saudi prince over killing of Washington Post journalist
US President Donald Trump warmly welcomes the Saudi crown prince to the White House where he deflects journalists' questions about Mohammed bin Salman's role in the killing of reporter Jamal Khashoggi...
www.abc.net.au
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sussan Ley keeps saying Labor is allowing gas to be exported before Australia’s needs are met.

She’s right, this is wrong.

However, which government allowed this to happen in the first place?

#AusPol
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A MAGA Man gets arrested in Seville for groping a women.

Judge: Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

MAGA Man: Your honour, the man on the door told me it was a tap ass bar.
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM