Jerry - e.g. Me
@jrbauer.bsky.social
Jerry Bauer (he/him/his), musician/composer (harp and other instruments), woodworker (amateur, episodic), software engineer (retired), old white male (liberal/progressive), pass as neurotypical, but, well...
He must know sumthin', but he don't say nothin'.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He must know sumthin', but he don't say nothin'.
Brush! Brush!
Brush! Brush!
Comb! Comb!
Comb! Comb!
Brush! Brush!
Comb! Comb!
Comb! Comb!
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Brush! Brush!
Brush! Brush!
Comb! Comb!
Comb! Comb!
Brush! Brush!
Comb! Comb!
Comb! Comb!
I like those little trefoil knot things that work like buttons.
Also that thingy on a violin.
Also that thingy on a violin.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I like those little trefoil knot things that work like buttons.
Also that thingy on a violin.
Also that thingy on a violin.
Didn't he do "Girl with a pearl earring"?
What?
Oh, never mind.
What?
Oh, never mind.
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Didn't he do "Girl with a pearl earring"?
What?
Oh, never mind.
What?
Oh, never mind.
In Crescent City, Pebble Beach Drive is one-lane flagger-controlled for maintenance. Expect delays. (Likely re-open two-way tomorrow.)
Fortunately, Safeway has pumpkins!
Fortunately, Safeway has pumpkins!
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In Crescent City, Pebble Beach Drive is one-lane flagger-controlled for maintenance. Expect delays. (Likely re-open two-way tomorrow.)
Fortunately, Safeway has pumpkins!
Fortunately, Safeway has pumpkins!
It's young Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the Great, distant ancestor of Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the Third, great-great-great... progenitor of Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the First.
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's young Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the Great, distant ancestor of Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the Third, great-great-great... progenitor of Walthazarbobalthazarfeefiefofalthazar the First.
I should do this in my garage shop. I mostly wheel my sawdust-making machines outdoors when I can, but it is not always practical (usually for weather-related reasons). Real woodworking shops have expensive air-filtration units, usually ceiling-mounted.
(Yes, I wear a mask, too.)
(Yes, I wear a mask, too.)
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I should do this in my garage shop. I mostly wheel my sawdust-making machines outdoors when I can, but it is not always practical (usually for weather-related reasons). Real woodworking shops have expensive air-filtration units, usually ceiling-mounted.
(Yes, I wear a mask, too.)
(Yes, I wear a mask, too.)
I'm not in Santa Cruz, so I'm sorry, but you'll miss the opportunity to meet me.
September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm not in Santa Cruz, so I'm sorry, but you'll miss the opportunity to meet me.
I know the feeling! Like my psyche is out of sync with the groove. My piano is wonky; the bassist is in 17/8 time. And the drums are too loud (as usual).
It's a bright, foggy morning, ~60F. I should take a walk, but I don't feel like it. ("Do it anyway - you'll feel better." "But I don't wanna!")
It's a bright, foggy morning, ~60F. I should take a walk, but I don't feel like it. ("Do it anyway - you'll feel better." "But I don't wanna!")
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know the feeling! Like my psyche is out of sync with the groove. My piano is wonky; the bassist is in 17/8 time. And the drums are too loud (as usual).
It's a bright, foggy morning, ~60F. I should take a walk, but I don't feel like it. ("Do it anyway - you'll feel better." "But I don't wanna!")
It's a bright, foggy morning, ~60F. I should take a walk, but I don't feel like it. ("Do it anyway - you'll feel better." "But I don't wanna!")
I'm a (retired) software engineer, but every time I see the phrase "python script" I think of an ex-parrot.
September 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm a (retired) software engineer, but every time I see the phrase "python script" I think of an ex-parrot.
NOTE: Probably not serious-serious; but should be addressed.
March 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
NOTE: Probably not serious-serious; but should be addressed.
The synthesis program is "Ace Studio". Other programs used: Sibelius, iMovie.
The arrangement makes extensive use of parallel fifths and octaves. Don't do this in your composition class.
The arrangement makes extensive use of parallel fifths and octaves. Don't do this in your composition class.
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The synthesis program is "Ace Studio". Other programs used: Sibelius, iMovie.
The arrangement makes extensive use of parallel fifths and octaves. Don't do this in your composition class.
The arrangement makes extensive use of parallel fifths and octaves. Don't do this in your composition class.
It's pronounced "GUNK-Os"!
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's pronounced "GUNK-Os"!
You are Jenny Lawson and I claim my five pounds.
January 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You are Jenny Lawson and I claim my five pounds.
Doors are stupid. Same design for centuries. Even the Star Trek "SSTHUP" sliders are stupid. We need better through-the-wall technology.
January 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Doors are stupid. Same design for centuries. Even the Star Trek "SSTHUP" sliders are stupid. We need better through-the-wall technology.
Butt face! Butt face! Butt face!
January 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Butt face! Butt face! Butt face!