Paulie Ethylene 🍍🇵🇷
@jr20k.bsky.social
Shorty, lemme tell you about my only vice...
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Paulie Ethylene 🍍🇵🇷
@jr20k.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you recognize me from another app...
No you don't.
No you don't.
Moisturizer, sleep, and critical analysis of dominant narratives are your friends
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Moisturizer, sleep, and critical analysis of dominant narratives are your friends
"OMG earthquakes?! I could never live in California"
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"OMG earthquakes?! I could never live in California"
Colonial Voltron +7 / Robotech Insurgents
French Islamophobia and British xenophobia are literally in the process of shaking hands over the crimes they're going to commit in the Global South. Colonial Voltron is always ready to link up.
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Colonial Voltron +7 / Robotech Insurgents
Yes?
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Yes?
Share a television show that raised you
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Share a television show that raised you
Game:
The woke Latine ladies who step into the scene.... If you're an old head? Che che cole on the jukebox. The realest one will emerge winding hips.
Use that data responsibly, famalam.
The woke Latine ladies who step into the scene.... If you're an old head? Che che cole on the jukebox. The realest one will emerge winding hips.
Use that data responsibly, famalam.
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Game:
The woke Latine ladies who step into the scene.... If you're an old head? Che che cole on the jukebox. The realest one will emerge winding hips.
Use that data responsibly, famalam.
The woke Latine ladies who step into the scene.... If you're an old head? Che che cole on the jukebox. The realest one will emerge winding hips.
Use that data responsibly, famalam.
Some bird thought I was Tongan or some shit.
And no disrespect to my P.I. famalam...
But I had to let her know that my island aesthetic is Caribbean, and on some other OTHER shit.
#thingscolonizedpeoplesay
And no disrespect to my P.I. famalam...
But I had to let her know that my island aesthetic is Caribbean, and on some other OTHER shit.
#thingscolonizedpeoplesay
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Some bird thought I was Tongan or some shit.
And no disrespect to my P.I. famalam...
But I had to let her know that my island aesthetic is Caribbean, and on some other OTHER shit.
#thingscolonizedpeoplesay
And no disrespect to my P.I. famalam...
But I had to let her know that my island aesthetic is Caribbean, and on some other OTHER shit.
#thingscolonizedpeoplesay
I don't fuck with Bad Bunny like that, but I will co-sign on "Puerto Rico 'ta cabron"
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I don't fuck with Bad Bunny like that, but I will co-sign on "Puerto Rico 'ta cabron"
So anyway.
It's kinda fun walking into a room knowing you're probably the biggest slut in this bitch.
It's also fun uncovering the folks coming for the crown.
It's kinda fun walking into a room knowing you're probably the biggest slut in this bitch.
It's also fun uncovering the folks coming for the crown.
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM
So anyway.
It's kinda fun walking into a room knowing you're probably the biggest slut in this bitch.
It's also fun uncovering the folks coming for the crown.
It's kinda fun walking into a room knowing you're probably the biggest slut in this bitch.
It's also fun uncovering the folks coming for the crown.
Hotel play parties are gross.
No further comments on this issue.
No further comments on this issue.
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Hotel play parties are gross.
No further comments on this issue.
No further comments on this issue.
I've decided to make this into a polyamory dating gripe account.
Unfollow or fucking don't.
Unfollow or fucking don't.
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I've decided to make this into a polyamory dating gripe account.
Unfollow or fucking don't.
Unfollow or fucking don't.
Hey Jude.
And fuck that other choice
And fuck that other choice
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Hey Jude.
And fuck that other choice
And fuck that other choice
I suppose they recognize Lebensraum when they see it.
(Reuters) - Allies including France and Germany are working closely on a plan on how to respond should the United States act on its threat to take over Greenland, as Europe seeks to address U.S. President Donald Trump's ambitions in the region.
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I suppose they recognize Lebensraum when they see it.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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I love Wegmans so much
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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No John Mclane or Hans Gruber in the starting lineup?
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No John Mclane or Hans Gruber in the starting lineup?
"Shook n----s turn witness. Real mens mind their own business."
- Daniel Dumile
- Daniel Dumile
Aye y’all know poly mean she can have 2 or more men too, right? 🌚
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Shook n----s turn witness. Real mens mind their own business."
- Daniel Dumile
- Daniel Dumile
That feeling when you're the one MFer at the karaoke spot who means BUSINESS, but the rest of these people are tourists...
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That feeling when you're the one MFer at the karaoke spot who means BUSINESS, but the rest of these people are tourists...
Some of you don't squeegee your shower when you're done, and it shows.
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some of you don't squeegee your shower when you're done, and it shows.
I was worried about not being cishet, switchy, or creepy enough but now that I've seen these test results...
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was worried about not being cishet, switchy, or creepy enough but now that I've seen these test results...
I used to think the song was called "birthday text."
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Jeremih aint make Birthday Sex for this erasure! 😂
Is it expected to get cracked for your birthday?
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I used to think the song was called "birthday text."
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Put it in your mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Put it in your mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
