JP Larocque
@jplarocque.bsky.social
Screenwriter & Producer (Sort Of, Allegiance, North of North, Small Achievable Goals, SkyMed, Coroner, Slasher, Jann, Diggstown, Another Life, Popularity Papers, Home Sweet Rome). Sometimes journo. they/them
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Me, acting straight around the Bell technician: “Sure, bro. Let me just grab my laptop.”
My laptop:
My laptop:
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me, acting straight around the Bell technician: “Sure, bro. Let me just grab my laptop.”
My laptop:
My laptop:
Me, acting straight around the Bell technician: “Sure, bro. Let me just grab my laptop.”
My laptop:
My laptop:
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me, acting straight around the Bell technician: “Sure, bro. Let me just grab my laptop.”
My laptop:
My laptop:
Oh dear god, why am I so attracted to stubborn men
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh dear god, why am I so attracted to stubborn men
Being the asshole at a party who says things like “You’re such a Gemini Sun!” is finally paying off in spades because I have something to talk about with the Gen Zs.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Being the asshole at a party who says things like “You’re such a Gemini Sun!” is finally paying off in spades because I have something to talk about with the Gen Zs.
Someone in my condo just shared to the building group and their post generated an email alert my brain initially mistook for breaking news:
"Earth rated lavender scented dog waste bags."
"Earth rated lavender scented dog waste bags."
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Someone in my condo just shared to the building group and their post generated an email alert my brain initially mistook for breaking news:
"Earth rated lavender scented dog waste bags."
"Earth rated lavender scented dog waste bags."
Like, hear me out. Instead of politicians endlessly playing identity politics as a distraction, maybe our elected officials can hold corporations accountable for shady business practices and break up the monopolies? Just a thought.
ME, calling Bell Canada: Hi! I have intermittent internet.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Like, hear me out. Instead of politicians endlessly playing identity politics as a distraction, maybe our elected officials can hold corporations accountable for shady business practices and break up the monopolies? Just a thought.
ME, calling Bell Canada: Hi! I have intermittent internet.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
ME, calling Bell Canada: Hi! I have intermittent internet.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
BELL CANADA: No you don't.
ME: But... I do.
BELL: Doesn't look like it on our end.
ME: This is my third time calling. I've done remote troubleshooting. Can you send a technician?
BELL: Sure. $75.
ME: No.
BELL: That's your only option.
“I’m currently writing a comedy!”
- the unfunniest person you’ve ever met
- the unfunniest person you’ve ever met
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“I’m currently writing a comedy!”
- the unfunniest person you’ve ever met
- the unfunniest person you’ve ever met
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Having acute nostalgia for a guy I briefly dated last winter who was amazing in bed, separated from his husband (but maybe wasn't?!?), and who took me to various reptile fairs because he wanted to adopt a ball python.
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Having acute nostalgia for a guy I briefly dated last winter who was amazing in bed, separated from his husband (but maybe wasn't?!?), and who took me to various reptile fairs because he wanted to adopt a ball python.
Having acute nostalgia for a guy I briefly dated last winter who was amazing in bed, separated from his husband (but maybe wasn't?!?), and who took me to various reptile fairs because he wanted to adopt a ball python.
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Having acute nostalgia for a guy I briefly dated last winter who was amazing in bed, separated from his husband (but maybe wasn't?!?), and who took me to various reptile fairs because he wanted to adopt a ball python.
Fluorescent lighting in sterile, utilitarian hallways, the strong smell of bad coffee and generic perfume, and winter coats crisp from the cold and dusted with tiny flakes. A Canadian sensory memory.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fluorescent lighting in sterile, utilitarian hallways, the strong smell of bad coffee and generic perfume, and winter coats crisp from the cold and dusted with tiny flakes. A Canadian sensory memory.
Maybe having a little too much fun with the Mamdani sign generator. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Maybe having a little too much fun with the Mamdani sign generator. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
Look, I get that the film and television industry can seem pretty inaccessible, but swiping right on a dating/hook-up app and sending a creative a private message looking for a job opportunity is just fucking wild.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Look, I get that the film and television industry can seem pretty inaccessible, but swiping right on a dating/hook-up app and sending a creative a private message looking for a job opportunity is just fucking wild.
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He should call it And Another Thing
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He should call it And Another Thing
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
I had a dream I was on the press tour with the Stranger Things kids and it was a nightmare.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I had a dream I was on the press tour with the Stranger Things kids and it was a nightmare.
Threeway date night/Diggstown reunion! Or “Ellen’s Angels” — trademark owned by Lakna.
(Ellen Vanstone was on our minds tonight. What a legacy to have nurtured so many writers. I know she’s somewhere cool making fun of us.)
(Ellen Vanstone was on our minds tonight. What a legacy to have nurtured so many writers. I know she’s somewhere cool making fun of us.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Threeway date night/Diggstown reunion! Or “Ellen’s Angels” — trademark owned by Lakna.
(Ellen Vanstone was on our minds tonight. What a legacy to have nurtured so many writers. I know she’s somewhere cool making fun of us.)
(Ellen Vanstone was on our minds tonight. What a legacy to have nurtured so many writers. I know she’s somewhere cool making fun of us.)
I wish men would stop thinking the answer to all of life’s problems is a relationship.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I wish men would stop thinking the answer to all of life’s problems is a relationship.
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Right by the window so the Priyanka mural can watch
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Right by the window so the Priyanka mural can watch
What if we kissed in the Church-Wellesley Pizza Pizza?
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What if we kissed in the Church-Wellesley Pizza Pizza?
I don't know about you, but the sun setting at 5:03pm feels really, really good. Like, "Wow! You finished your workday! Time for bed."
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't know about you, but the sun setting at 5:03pm feels really, really good. Like, "Wow! You finished your workday! Time for bed."
It’s like watching someone host a dinner, place the most tremendous meals on the table, and then light their home on fire. Can wasting good actresses be a contributing factor in the climate crisis? Maybe!
Vulture's review of #AllsFair is savage and I love it.
"No legal team put to screen could ever be more impressive than the one that’s keeping Sarah Paulson bound to her contract with Murphy, even after she read the scripts for this show." 🤣🤣🤣
"No legal team put to screen could ever be more impressive than the one that’s keeping Sarah Paulson bound to her contract with Murphy, even after she read the scripts for this show." 🤣🤣🤣
All’s Fair Series-Premiere Recap: C’mon, Gloves!
Ryan Murphy’s new legal drama kicks off by prioritizing high-glam fashion and sets over inconsequential details like character, plot, and dialogue.
www.vulture.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s like watching someone host a dinner, place the most tremendous meals on the table, and then light their home on fire. Can wasting good actresses be a contributing factor in the climate crisis? Maybe!
I remember I had an uncle once say to me, "Your mother was a completely different person before your grandfather died." I understood it, grappled with it -- but I didn't know it. Now I know it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I remember I had an uncle once say to me, "Your mother was a completely different person before your grandfather died." I understood it, grappled with it -- but I didn't know it. Now I know it.
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During a panel at NYCC, Sigourney Weaver shared she's met with Disney about a new Alien project.
Sigourney Weaver Says She's Met with Disney About ALIEN Script
nerdist.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
During a panel at NYCC, Sigourney Weaver shared she's met with Disney about a new Alien project.