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You know what would reduce voter apathy? Punishing the people who aren't following the judicial orders.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You know what would reduce voter apathy? Punishing the people who aren't following the judicial orders.
Can we just hire Drinkwitz?
a man pointing to a sign that says believe
ALT: a man pointing to a sign that says believe
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can we just hire Drinkwitz?
FT: No red?
Seriously, how did no one on our team--player or technical statf--get sent off at the end? Meanwhile, Burki and Lutz are cuttin' up with Muller. 🙄
Seriously, how did no one on our team--player or technical statf--get sent off at the end? Meanwhile, Burki and Lutz are cuttin' up with Muller. 🙄
August 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FT: No red?
Seriously, how did no one on our team--player or technical statf--get sent off at the end? Meanwhile, Burki and Lutz are cuttin' up with Muller. 🙄
Seriously, how did no one on our team--player or technical statf--get sent off at the end? Meanwhile, Burki and Lutz are cuttin' up with Muller. 🙄
Where's this been?
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Where's this been?
Go buy your shitty Trump phone to go with your shitty Trump shoes and shitty Trump coin. I'm sure it's all real nice.
two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying real nice .
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying real nice .
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Go buy your shitty Trump phone to go with your shitty Trump shoes and shitty Trump coin. I'm sure it's all real nice.
Oh man, it's really good you pointed this out because for a nanosecond I thought this was a real book.
I mean, I'd buy it if it was. Probably, I'd pay like $47.45.
I mean, I'd buy it if it was. Probably, I'd pay like $47.45.
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Oh man, it's really good you pointed this out because for a nanosecond I thought this was a real book.
I mean, I'd buy it if it was. Probably, I'd pay like $47.45.
I mean, I'd buy it if it was. Probably, I'd pay like $47.45.
Fuck that fake-ass gold plated Nokia and their two-phone support desk.
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fuck that fake-ass gold plated Nokia and their two-phone support desk.
Feel like that last sentence could've (should've?) been the lede.
June 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Feel like that last sentence could've (should've?) been the lede.
That second paragraph. 🥶
May 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That second paragraph. 🥶
What you're doing🎶
May 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What you're doing🎶
🎶 you don't know
May 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🎶 you don't know
New chant idea:
May 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
New chant idea:
Evergreen content.
May 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Evergreen content.
Remove "good" for accuracy
May 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Remove "good" for accuracy