jphelps03.bsky.social
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Signs your old: you make the weekly meal plan during the opener of the Blink 182 concert.
September 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"When are they going to figure out that the problem is they stopped playing Big Big Energy before the start of the second half." -My wife while discussing Lutz's dismissal.

#allforcity
August 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Puttin' respect on those 1950s boys tonight. 🙄
June 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm just trying to get to Canada next weekend. Can we not?
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm old enough to remember when Trump said he'd end this war on Day 1.
Trump compares Putin's war on Ukraine to "two young children fighting like crazy in a park ... you see it in hockey"
June 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Soccer's stupid.
May 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Wtf ... Do we just forget how to play soccer in the last 20 minutes of games?
May 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🎶10,000 lakes and zero Open Cups, zero Open Cups, zero Open Cups.🎶

Don't mind me, just getting ready for the first 30 minutes of Wednesday's #allforcity match.
May 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Seriously though, what is happening after we make second half subs? The leads disappear too frequently after subs for it to be coincidentally, right?

@mattbakerstl.bsky.social @stuarthultgren.bsky.social would love to hear your thoughts on this
May 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If Burki doesn't start, admin gonna have some splainin' to do
𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 💢
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🤣
God, what have you done?
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you preach at the Vat
Oh Papa, I'm just having fun
On the balcony in my mitre
It's where I belong down at the

WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on preaching at the
WOKE MARXIST POPE
May 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Whoa! That's some big news, @stlcitysc.com !
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
CITY's USOC game tomorrow must be sold out. It's no longer listed on SeatGeek. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@stlcitysc.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Kinda weird how the White House intern just discovered AI images.
May 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I still don't know what a handball is in this league.
May 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Maybe Amazon ain't so bad after all.
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well this can't be right. I was told egg prices are down 80%
April 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I've really settled into this Cleveland Browns fandom ... Already expecting them to take a OT with this pick.
April 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Lindbergh flag football league would be great if any of the refs knew the rules.
We didn't lose because of refs, but, damn, I spend the whole game teaching the refs the rules. 🙄
April 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We get fucked on so many offside calls. #AllforCITY
April 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
About to be a full meltdown in the CITY fandom.
April 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well, on the plus side I'm 2 minutes + stoppage time from guessing the score correct. #AllforCITY
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Rain delay came at THE WORST TIME. Momentum felt like it was shifting for #AllforCITY
March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How many games into the Cardinals season before they let people in Busch for free?
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM