Jérôme Petazzoni
jpetazzo.bsky.social
Jérôme Petazzoni
@jpetazzo.bsky.social
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happy 90 days after this tweet.

as i write this, bitcoin is priced at $25,000, below its $26,000 price point on march 17 and a mere $975,000 away from reaching the $1M price point as balaji predicted
June 15, 2023 at 6:08 PM
I know Bsky is supposed to be shitposts only, but hear me out, this is the story of how some derelict debugging code that was never supposed to be called in production multiplied request latency by 5:

http://jpetazzo.github.io/2023/06/12/debugging-django-performance/
Debugging Django Performance
jpetazzo.github.io
June 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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New @prometheusio.bsky.social video! This time about 7 little-known behaviors and implementation details. Some useful, some (AT LEAST) mildly interesting 😅

How many of these do you know? 🤔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-XwyId5Fog
7 Things You Didn't Know About Prometheus | Little-Known Features and Implementation Details
In this video, I cover seven little-known features, behaviors, and implementation details in the Prometheus monitoring system that I find mildly interesting....
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June 8, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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Maybe you're trying to cut back on sugar for health reasons.

Before you reach for a diet drink, you should know that studies show they fuck with:

your gut biome
your weight
your ability to taste sweetness

And they can cause glucose intolerance & insulin resistance.

(Source link below)
June 8, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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There are also studies linking artificial sugar to mental health concerns. This is why I initially stopped drinking them.

Aspartame (in diet coke/coke zero) can mess with your dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine levels.

It also increases cortisol levels.

(study links below)
June 8, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Unbeknownst to us, American Airlines equipped its latest fleet with Delorean Trent 88 engines 😬
June 4, 2023 at 12:03 PM
When kidney ownership is too expensive, these folks have the solution!
June 2, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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Hi Bluesky! I'm trying to rebuild my business here because Twitter is bad now, but I need help sharing it. I'm a jeweler! I specialize in fused glass and particularly Pride designs. My work is available at nora.jewelry.
May 16, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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As fallout from yesterday’s “lawyer cites to made up cases” flapdoodle, I ended up somehow in a challenge against a guy who claimed that he could write a better brief with ChatGPT than a lawyer could without one.

It … did not really go how he planned.
May 28, 2023 at 5:28 AM
After weeks of research I'm proud to introduce the Deep Yonic Image Classification Model Architecture 😆
May 19, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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From now on, I will respond to all spam email with a long, rambling ChatGPT-generated reply (and then reporting the original email as spam). Maybe one day I'll even have GPT write code to automate this process.
May 17, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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"Below is a spam email that I receieved at work. Please generate a long, rambling reply.", followed by the original email
May 17, 2023 at 8:35 PM