jake
banner
jpdfive.co.uk
jake
@jpdfive.co.uk
19
brum
Its nice that when the review youre looking at is absolute bullshit, you can look at their profile to see how low their bar is.
June 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
GB News published their latest accounts to May 2024.
Its very entertaining reading, once again.
-
-
@bladeofthes.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
so twitter had a data leak?
March 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
christ. those were the days.
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
March 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh well thank fuck you locked my card for that
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it’s almost like this is EXACTLY WHAT WE SAID WOULD HAPPEN
March 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
if this prick touches his glasses again istg

counted 26 times so far
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
didn’t know rightmove was branching out to submarines
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
every month i worry that my 26 month Charlie Puth streak will end. then i see the insane difference.
March 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
did u know great britain has a system for road numbering, Motorways, A rosds and B roads all start with these numbers
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i was just described as a boris johnson groupie by someone i align with

every day is full of surprises
February 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i love chatgpt so much
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
yes i’m having my frozen pizza with a side plate of garlic bread and bits that got stuck to the tray
February 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
don’t bother trying to convince me this isn’t the best single use bottle on the market
February 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
now that’s a meal deal
February 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
yes i just asked over the counter “can i have some milk”
February 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
don’t think they got the memo
February 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lovely
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
is this matt lucas or not…
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
anyone want one of these things
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
perfect
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM