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jake @jpdfive.co.uk · Nov 23
i feel like a different person wtf
toy story 3 was WAYYYY too scary and upsetting for U rated
June 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Its nice that when the review youre looking at is absolute bullshit, you can look at their profile to see how low their bar is.
June 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
forgot about this lol
June 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
GB News published their latest accounts to May 2024.
Its very entertaining reading, once again.
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@bladeofthes.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
so twitter had a data leak?
March 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
christ. those were the days.
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
March 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reposted by jake
Oh dear, Elon Musk learned how they do protests in France.
March 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh well thank fuck you locked my card for that
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it’s almost like this is EXACTLY WHAT WE SAID WOULD HAPPEN
March 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
if this prick touches his glasses again istg

counted 26 times so far
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
didn’t know rightmove was branching out to submarines
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
every month i worry that my 26 month Charlie Puth streak will end. then i see the insane difference.
March 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
did u know great britain has a system for road numbering, Motorways, A rosds and B roads all start with these numbers
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
remember when he was relatively normal. used to be a moderate centre-left guy who liked memes and happened to have a lot of money. he was like the peoples billionaire

then he made one passive aggressive comment about unions and it just went downhill from there
Elon Musk serves only one purpose, his own.
February 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
so.

Suits LA was a total pile of dump

good to know
February 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
feel there should be boring prizes at charity raffles, stuff to make life easier. i dont give a shit about overpriced knock off champagne.
my suggestions:
- pay my VED (road tax) upto £100
- £75 texaco gift card
- 1 year NHS prescription pre-payment certificate
- 1 month's house insurance
February 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i was just described as a boris johnson groupie by someone i align with

every day is full of surprises
February 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i love chatgpt so much
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
if the US, Russia, and China vanished right now, the doomsday clock would go back to half past istg

life would be so much simpler
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
yes i’m having my frozen pizza with a side plate of garlic bread and bits that got stuck to the tray
February 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
don’t bother trying to convince me this isn’t the best single use bottle on the market
February 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
ayo i totally forgot to watch WWDC
February 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
now that’s a meal deal
February 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM