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I emanate antiplebonicnatalism. Stage IX irrelevant.

We shadow forth.
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
July 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
July 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Since you asked, the three most wild moments of live tv that I actually saw go down were:

-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at at Oscars

-Steve Harvey crowning the wrong Miss Universe

-Donny Osmond getting kicked in the nuts on Pyramid
July 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You can see it here too if you zoom.
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here’s a dragonfly on a bonsai tree!
June 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
TIL that Gordon Lightfoot wasn’t even on that boat.
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Meet Claire Cetera, daughter of former Chicago lead-singer Peter Cetera, and damned lucky she didn’t get named Et.
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Who wore it best: Darth Maul/ Busta Rhymes edition
June 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Alright 7-Up, they’ve forced your hand. Release the Cappucino.
May 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Quite possibly the best tribute album cover ever made.
May 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Goldilocks Zone
May 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🤦‍♂️
May 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This one😂😂😂.

I call it “Metal Gear Stupid”
May 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nothing says ‘Merica like building a patriotic business and championing *true* American values with a…(checks notes)…product grown in and imported from a foreign country.

These fuckers are absolutely immune to irony.
May 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
😂😂😂
May 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Art of Doubt by Metric. Released almost 18 years to the day of their debut studio album, Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?.
May 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This guy, right here, this is the guy that totally never has used cocaine at work, especially on photo day at work.
April 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
😂😂😂🤡
April 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Watching Gladiator 2: Bronze Age Boogaloo.
April 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
South of Seal Rock on a windy, deserted beach yesterday!
April 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Guess we’re all finding out how dangerous it was to profit from normalizing fascism. I mean, not ALL of us normalized it, nor profited off that normalization, but we’re ALL finding out.

How could have we ever known how irresponsible it would be?
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dafuq you mean, “dorky?”

Tron slays.
April 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I always thought this song was Van Halen’s misguided tribute to CCR’s “Fortunate Son,” using the 1989 invasion of Panama as its inspiration. Not only has my timeline been off by years, but the song is actually about a stripper. Oh, and a car. A stripper and a car.
March 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM