JPabs
@jpactual.bsky.social
I emanate antiplebonicnatalism. Stage IX irrelevant.
We shadow forth.
We shadow forth.
Just got to the end part of “Goodbye Toby” where dude starts rippin’.
August 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just got to the end part of “Goodbye Toby” where dude starts rippin’.
Can we all agree that the “bite” portion of the food videos are played? Food vids are cool, but I don’t need to see the same goddamned O-face at the end of every video.
a man wearing a cowboy hat is eating a sandwich
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat is eating a sandwich, making an O-face
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can we all agree that the “bite” portion of the food videos are played? Food vids are cool, but I don’t need to see the same goddamned O-face at the end of every video.
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
July 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
July 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Finally was able to watch #TheLifeOfChuck last night. What an incredible, beautiful work. @mikeflanaganfilm.com did it perfect, truly an amazing film!
Huge Visma fan, congrats to the team, special congrats to Wout!!!!
Also, congrats to Tadej and Jonas. You two are phenomenal riders, both legends.
That being said, somebody needs to step up next year. Strategies need to change. I feel I’ve watched the same race for five years now.
#TDF2025🚴
Also, congrats to Tadej and Jonas. You two are phenomenal riders, both legends.
That being said, somebody needs to step up next year. Strategies need to change. I feel I’ve watched the same race for five years now.
#TDF2025🚴
July 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Huge Visma fan, congrats to the team, special congrats to Wout!!!!
Also, congrats to Tadej and Jonas. You two are phenomenal riders, both legends.
That being said, somebody needs to step up next year. Strategies need to change. I feel I’ve watched the same race for five years now.
#TDF2025🚴
Also, congrats to Tadej and Jonas. You two are phenomenal riders, both legends.
That being said, somebody needs to step up next year. Strategies need to change. I feel I’ve watched the same race for five years now.
#TDF2025🚴
It’s cool because now groceries are super expensive AND it’s a total DIY program. Fuckin bullshit.
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s cool because now groceries are super expensive AND it’s a total DIY program. Fuckin bullshit.
Hummus is just bean dip.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Hummus is just bean dip.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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Not mentioned in this article is that the “razor blade throat” makes it extremely difficult to consume anything, including water. Solid foods are a non-option.
It fucking sucks.
abcnews.go.com/Health/covid... What to know about COVID variant NB.1.8.1 causing 'razor blade throat' - ABC News
It fucking sucks.
abcnews.go.com/Health/covid... What to know about COVID variant NB.1.8.1 causing 'razor blade throat' - ABC News
What to know about COVID variant NB.1.8.1 causing 'razor blade throat'
A newer COVID-19 variant may be causing a severe sore throat in those who contract the infections. Here's what to know about "razor blade throat."<b></b>
abcnews.go.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not mentioned in this article is that the “razor blade throat” makes it extremely difficult to consume anything, including water. Solid foods are a non-option.
It fucking sucks.
abcnews.go.com/Health/covid... What to know about COVID variant NB.1.8.1 causing 'razor blade throat' - ABC News
It fucking sucks.
abcnews.go.com/Health/covid... What to know about COVID variant NB.1.8.1 causing 'razor blade throat' - ABC News
At the end of Vegas Vacation, they give Audrey a Ford Aspire to drive back to Chicago in.
Hardcore.
Hardcore.
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
At the end of Vegas Vacation, they give Audrey a Ford Aspire to drive back to Chicago in.
Hardcore.
Hardcore.
Wild how we barely glanced at Mussolini fascism before plunging headlong into Dr. Evil fascism.
July 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wild how we barely glanced at Mussolini fascism before plunging headlong into Dr. Evil fascism.
July 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Everyone is concerned about the absurd amount of money allocated to ICE in the Dumb Fucking Bill, and rightly so. They will be doing evil ass shit with some of it, no doubt. However, we will find that the VAST majority of it ends up in the pockets of Trump & Co. Largest theft in history, just watch.
July 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Everyone is concerned about the absurd amount of money allocated to ICE in the Dumb Fucking Bill, and rightly so. They will be doing evil ass shit with some of it, no doubt. However, we will find that the VAST majority of it ends up in the pockets of Trump & Co. Largest theft in history, just watch.
Since you asked, the three most wild moments of live tv that I actually saw go down were:
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at at Oscars
-Steve Harvey crowning the wrong Miss Universe
-Donny Osmond getting kicked in the nuts on Pyramid
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at at Oscars
-Steve Harvey crowning the wrong Miss Universe
-Donny Osmond getting kicked in the nuts on Pyramid
July 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Since you asked, the three most wild moments of live tv that I actually saw go down were:
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at at Oscars
-Steve Harvey crowning the wrong Miss Universe
-Donny Osmond getting kicked in the nuts on Pyramid
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at at Oscars
-Steve Harvey crowning the wrong Miss Universe
-Donny Osmond getting kicked in the nuts on Pyramid
I don’t even really trust people who were able to finish American Psycho.
authors that are very good, but it's a slight red flag if they're your favorite:
dfw
cormac mccarthy
nabokov
bret easton ellis
who am i missing
dfw
cormac mccarthy
nabokov
bret easton ellis
who am i missing
June 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t even really trust people who were able to finish American Psycho.
Maybe it’s just me, but I highly doubt that the felon, who has already been impeached twice, is worried about being impeached again. Maybe time come up with a new plan, because the laws are not going to save us from the lawless.
June 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Maybe it’s just me, but I highly doubt that the felon, who has already been impeached twice, is worried about being impeached again. Maybe time come up with a new plan, because the laws are not going to save us from the lawless.
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So when do rename the country, because “united,” we are not. Time to end this farce.
June 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So when do rename the country, because “united,” we are not. Time to end this farce.
That blonde Nazi lady is gonna have to tag in Sean Spicer for Monday’s press briefing.
June 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
That blonde Nazi lady is gonna have to tag in Sean Spicer for Monday’s press briefing.
Has Trump pardoned the assassin yet?
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Has Trump pardoned the assassin yet?
TIL that Gordon Lightfoot wasn’t even on that boat.
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
TIL that Gordon Lightfoot wasn’t even on that boat.
It’s not lost on me that at this very moment, some pardoned J6er is sitting in their home, alive and free, and fully supporting the use of lethal force by the US military against the people of Los Angeles.
June 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s not lost on me that at this very moment, some pardoned J6er is sitting in their home, alive and free, and fully supporting the use of lethal force by the US military against the people of Los Angeles.
The plan has always been to instigate reaction that could be interpreted as violent to justify the mobilization of federal forces against the People of the United States.
Fascism 101.
Fascism 101.
June 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The plan has always been to instigate reaction that could be interpreted as violent to justify the mobilization of federal forces against the People of the United States.
Fascism 101.
Fascism 101.
Meet Claire Cetera, daughter of former Chicago lead-singer Peter Cetera, and damned lucky she didn’t get named Et.
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meet Claire Cetera, daughter of former Chicago lead-singer Peter Cetera, and damned lucky she didn’t get named Et.