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AI bye byeください
AI bye byeください
I can't believe I have to tell this university student "Genghis Khan is a person so how are you going to eat him?"
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I can't believe I have to tell this university student "Genghis Khan is a person so how are you going to eat him?"
got sbux's new truffle soupccino (milk flavored w/ truffle and mushrooms?) and...I think I don't much care for truffle (parsimoniously)
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
got sbux's new truffle soupccino (milk flavored w/ truffle and mushrooms?) and...I think I don't much care for truffle (parsimoniously)
the bus driver @ 14:23 from the school has literally no chill 💀💀 he's either on the gas or the brake the concept of an in-between is as foreign as me
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
the bus driver @ 14:23 from the school has literally no chill 💀💀 he's either on the gas or the brake the concept of an in-between is as foreign as me
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i've also been painting a higgs mask i 3d printed!!!! i still gotta apply the varnish and retouch some things tho 🐧
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i've also been painting a higgs mask i 3d printed!!!! i still gotta apply the varnish and retouch some things tho 🐧
just found out (from the owner himself) that a really popular/famous local fried chicken store hasn't changed their frying oil in 4 years 😳 it's like perpetual soup but perpetual oil
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
just found out (from the owner himself) that a really popular/famous local fried chicken store hasn't changed their frying oil in 4 years 😳 it's like perpetual soup but perpetual oil
coworker got a di.a.bo.lical student essay that's titled "the most fucking moments of my childhood" and starts with "where is fucking? why fucking?" 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
coworker got a di.a.bo.lical student essay that's titled "the most fucking moments of my childhood" and starts with "where is fucking? why fucking?" 😭😭😭
my student got me DEAD
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
my student got me DEAD
I feel like I'm being mean to one of my students b/c he wrote "Lunch time was too short, so I did not have time to play with my friends on the ground." and I commented "was your school in the sky?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I feel like I'm being mean to one of my students b/c he wrote "Lunch time was too short, so I did not have time to play with my friends on the ground." and I commented "was your school in the sky?"
sb came out w/ the smore chocolate latte and it comes w/ mini marshmallows but the marshmallows taste like raw noodles 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
sb came out w/ the smore chocolate latte and it comes w/ mini marshmallows but the marshmallows taste like raw noodles 🫠
updated snapchat b/c i couldn't see my friend's reactions but now i'm struck w/ this!! 💀💀💀 i had unlimited storage previously and now i'm just limited to 5gb??? this is the end my friend's reactions are NOT worth this
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
updated snapchat b/c i couldn't see my friend's reactions but now i'm struck w/ this!! 💀💀💀 i had unlimited storage previously and now i'm just limited to 5gb??? this is the end my friend's reactions are NOT worth this
I'm like 87% sure I have chronic freeze or something recently b/c when I'm trying to focus and do something other than doomscroll (especially work) I immediately get sleepy and I can't focus and I try to escape by going on social media etc 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I'm like 87% sure I have chronic freeze or something recently b/c when I'm trying to focus and do something other than doomscroll (especially work) I immediately get sleepy and I can't focus and I try to escape by going on social media etc 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
struck suddenly by the fear that maybe I couldn't do a cartwheel anymore (I think the last time was like 7 years ago??), so I instantly left the office to find an empty hallway to try.
happy to report I can still do a cartwheel, and 90% of a roundoff and one-handed cartwheel! 💪✨✨✨
happy to report I can still do a cartwheel, and 90% of a roundoff and one-handed cartwheel! 💪✨✨✨
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
struck suddenly by the fear that maybe I couldn't do a cartwheel anymore (I think the last time was like 7 years ago??), so I instantly left the office to find an empty hallway to try.
happy to report I can still do a cartwheel, and 90% of a roundoff and one-handed cartwheel! 💪✨✨✨
happy to report I can still do a cartwheel, and 90% of a roundoff and one-handed cartwheel! 💪✨✨✨
vine is back, baby!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
vine is back, baby!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
this student tried to roll in w/ an essay at 119 words but it looked too short so I plug it in to a word counter and guess what, minute 90s! even if I added his title, name, topic, etc it's 104 words so where did the 119 come from 👹
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
this student tried to roll in w/ an essay at 119 words but it looked too short so I plug it in to a word counter and guess what, minute 90s! even if I added his title, name, topic, etc it's 104 words so where did the 119 come from 👹
being told to call back and talk to a banker when I am already talking to a banker, but says he can't do anything for me to log in.....if I talk to a different banker isn't that the same outcome?? 😭
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
being told to call back and talk to a banker when I am already talking to a banker, but says he can't do anything for me to log in.....if I talk to a different banker isn't that the same outcome?? 😭
the 1st time my bike got stolen, I found it 3 months later at the scene of the crime. the 2nd time it got stolen, I found it same day a little ways away from the scene of the crime (like 2 min). this 3rd time I wonder when and where I'm gonna find it again 😂 probably in a couple weeks next to my apt
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the 1st time my bike got stolen, I found it 3 months later at the scene of the crime. the 2nd time it got stolen, I found it same day a little ways away from the scene of the crime (like 2 min). this 3rd time I wonder when and where I'm gonna find it again 😂 probably in a couple weeks next to my apt
csp don't show me the option 'combine frames' if clicking it does absolutely nothing 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
csp don't show me the option 'combine frames' if clicking it does absolutely nothing 😭😭😭
2nd time in my life where I fell asleep in public transit and was woken up by a worker 😭 first time in an airport where everybody already boarded the plane and I was the last one in the area, now on the bus at the final stop where everyone already got off
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
2nd time in my life where I fell asleep in public transit and was woken up by a worker 😭 first time in an airport where everybody already boarded the plane and I was the last one in the area, now on the bus at the final stop where everyone already got off
I didn't know powerpoint could do this!!!! if you draw (a relatively straight arrow) and hold w/o lifting your cursor, it'll automatically turn into a clean arrow??? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I didn't know powerpoint could do this!!!! if you draw (a relatively straight arrow) and hold w/o lifting your cursor, it'll automatically turn into a clean arrow??? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
dude's got a shirt w/ this on the back:
"We'll be making a water landing but that's okay because this is a seaplane."
what could the front be??
"We'll be making a water landing but that's okay because this is a seaplane."
what could the front be??
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
dude's got a shirt w/ this on the back:
"We'll be making a water landing but that's okay because this is a seaplane."
what could the front be??
"We'll be making a water landing but that's okay because this is a seaplane."
what could the front be??
finally happened to me, I lost my subway pass somewhere along the line 🥲 spent like an hour riding subways back to check the stations & ask the staff to no avail until I went back to my destination station & was put out of my misery by a kind attendant 🙇♀️🙇♀️(he let me exit w/o buying another ticket)
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
finally happened to me, I lost my subway pass somewhere along the line 🥲 spent like an hour riding subways back to check the stations & ask the staff to no avail until I went back to my destination station & was put out of my misery by a kind attendant 🙇♀️🙇♀️(he let me exit w/o buying another ticket)
jpn to eng is sometimes hilariously shakespearean. 😂 "The researcher responsible for the misconduct could not resist the stirrings of their conscience."
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
jpn to eng is sometimes hilariously shakespearean. 😂 "The researcher responsible for the misconduct could not resist the stirrings of their conscience."
temperature's down, weather's rainy, breeze is significant, yet why am I still sweating after a 20 min walk like it's july??
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
temperature's down, weather's rainy, breeze is significant, yet why am I still sweating after a 20 min walk like it's july??