I’m not saying that JD killed the Pope, but I’m not not saying it. 😐

If you’re happy and you know it

It’s your meds

Can we burn it all down yet?

Asking for a friend.

1408 days to go in this nightmare dystopian hellscape.

How is it still February?

I saw someone refer to Dr. Pepper as bbq sauce water and I am offended by how accurate that is.

I don’t think that a day has gone by without the words god fucking damnit coming out of my mouth since November.
Someone please make it stop.

Locked my keys in the car, because of course. 😐

At least I have AAA and a full battery.

It seems as if my brain has decided that the best way to not have to deal with waking up to a new nightmare scenario in the dystopian hellscape we now live in is to just not sleep.
Yay, fun. 😐

I don’t know how many days left anymore because I don’t know what day it is, I just know it’s a lot.

I don’t know who might need this information, but you might need this information.

1450 days to go.

Note to self:
Buy more coffee before the price goes up.
(If anything will turn his faithful against him it will be prohibitively high coffee prices.)

1454 days to go.

I’m going to have to limit my news intake if the next four years are going to be as chaotic as the last two days have been.
New levels of rage reached daily at this point.
I’m definitely going to need a new prescription for migraines.
1458 days to go.

Does.. Does he know that birthright citizenship affects 4 out of 5 of his children?
His Secretary of State?
The cognitive dissonance is unreal.
It’s going to be a long four years.
1459 days to go.

We told you.

Day one of living in a dystopian nightmare hellscape.
Not much so far, just a lawsuit against the incoming administration for transparency issues involving the guy that gave a very questionable salute during his speech.
Things are going to get weird fast.
1460 days to go.
Godspeed to us all.

Too soon?

Is this thing on?