Hey Bezos’s Rag, how about talking about how Trump just told all these people that their citizenship means nothing anymore?

According to Stormy Daniels, one thing definitely isn't.

Secondly, he doesn’t give a damn about the troops or their feelings. He just had ICE beat and arrest a father of three Marines now deployed overseas. You gonna take that phone call, you tangerine taco? You gonna let their dad go and apologize for all the hardship?

Fake news? Nah, fake tears.

Hard to walk with a catheter, it is.

Thanks for getting the garb and colors right, Governor.

Meanwhile, the Devil, standing next to Trump's suite in Hell...

Let it be known, Bernie is my counterpart in the Milky Way. When once again, ask he must, to him please listen. Help, old guys like us need.

I wonder if this has anything to do with my deep desire to pay someone to follow him around and spray him with a water bottle every time he opens his mouth.

Yeah I'm all here for "Richard the Treacherous." Think all the POTUS deserve some medieval nickname like that. What would we call Trump? Donald the Unfit? Feeble Donald?

Luke! Send the Orange Emperor to prison, we must. Only then, shut the fuck up, Pee-Wee German will. Remember your training!

It wasn't meeting J.D. Vance alone that killed the Pope: it was the sight of his couch after Vance left that did it.

Big fat fucking liar, Pee Wee German is.

Once again, ask you, I must: impeach Pumpkin Spice Palpatine.

Pumpkin Spice Palpatine, Trump is. Impeach him, we must.