Yoda Sanders
@jovannis.bsky.social
Husband and Father, Software Engineer, Huge TTRPG and Video Game Nerd, Amateur Historian, Socialist, Generally Giving a Shit About the World-ist
Senator Schumer, hope you get well soon. Please get plenty of bed rest, drink lots of water and electrolytes, and RETIRE.
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Senator Schumer, hope you get well soon. Please get plenty of bed rest, drink lots of water and electrolytes, and RETIRE.
Does anyone else really want to see a reporter just go ham on Trump after he insults them? Just lose it and start berating him, maybe mimic his dumb speech patterns and mock him? He's got such a thin skin and prone to anger.
His doctor says he's healthy, so what's the worst that could happen? 🤔
His doctor says he's healthy, so what's the worst that could happen? 🤔
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Does anyone else really want to see a reporter just go ham on Trump after he insults them? Just lose it and start berating him, maybe mimic his dumb speech patterns and mock him? He's got such a thin skin and prone to anger.
His doctor says he's healthy, so what's the worst that could happen? 🤔
His doctor says he's healthy, so what's the worst that could happen? 🤔
Fuck Pumpkin Spice Palpatine for trying to guilt the media into not accurately reporting his failures because it hurt the bomber pilot’ feelings. First of all, it’s bullshit, it never happened, he made up that entire phone call right there, it had the transparency of a toddler lie.
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fuck Pumpkin Spice Palpatine for trying to guilt the media into not accurately reporting his failures because it hurt the bomber pilot’ feelings. First of all, it’s bullshit, it never happened, he made up that entire phone call right there, it had the transparency of a toddler lie.
I’m really enjoying the strategy of him waiting until he hosts a visiting leader to have meltdowns over his scandals. They need to start giving these people free popcorn when the press shows up.
June 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m really enjoying the strategy of him waiting until he hosts a visiting leader to have meltdowns over his scandals. They need to start giving these people free popcorn when the press shows up.
I’m just gonna be here waiting for the first video of a young MAGA ripping up their Harvard Acceptance Letter.
Annnnny moment now…
Annnnny moment now…
May 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m just gonna be here waiting for the first video of a young MAGA ripping up their Harvard Acceptance Letter.
Annnnny moment now…
Annnnny moment now…
Your red lightsaber is showing, Darth Genius.
May 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Your red lightsaber is showing, Darth Genius.
I really wish Trump’s first 100 days went more like William Henry Harrison’s.
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I really wish Trump’s first 100 days went more like William Henry Harrison’s.
This just in: Trump promises to cut income taxes for Americans who earn less than $200,000 a year...if he can actually get a boner.
See, that's what we call an empty promise.
See, that's what we call an empty promise.
April 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This just in: Trump promises to cut income taxes for Americans who earn less than $200,000 a year...if he can actually get a boner.
See, that's what we call an empty promise.
See, that's what we call an empty promise.
Same energy, it is.
April 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Same energy, it is.
If MS-13 he is in, to US bring him back, in our courts you must prove. The Bill of Rights, to citizen and non-citizen both, applies. But to the Supreme Court, pound sand, you did tell. Begun, the Constitutional Crisis has. Biggest asshole in United States history, you have become.
April 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If MS-13 he is in, to US bring him back, in our courts you must prove. The Bill of Rights, to citizen and non-citizen both, applies. But to the Supreme Court, pound sand, you did tell. Begun, the Constitutional Crisis has. Biggest asshole in United States history, you have become.
The Sith engineered the Clone Wars to give Chancellor Palpatine the perfect backdrop by which to "flood the zone," implementing so many horrible policies in a short time that some inevitably slipped by and stuck. Pumpkin Spice Palpatine follows the same Darth Bannon playbook.
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The Sith engineered the Clone Wars to give Chancellor Palpatine the perfect backdrop by which to "flood the zone," implementing so many horrible policies in a short time that some inevitably slipped by and stuck. Pumpkin Spice Palpatine follows the same Darth Bannon playbook.
Behold! The Force is out of balance, realities have fractured, and so I, Yoda Sanders, have been summoned. I am once again asking you to remember your training, because I'm old as hell and cannot save democracy from corpo-fascism and Pumpkin Spice Palpatine by myself.
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Behold! The Force is out of balance, realities have fractured, and so I, Yoda Sanders, have been summoned. I am once again asking you to remember your training, because I'm old as hell and cannot save democracy from corpo-fascism and Pumpkin Spice Palpatine by myself.
@secdef.govpeeps.us please take your upcoming free time as an opportunity to really turn things around. Acting like you don't have a problem only adds weakness to your disgrace. Taking responsibility, owning your mistakes, that takes real courage. You might even gain actual respect for it.
April 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@secdef.govpeeps.us please take your upcoming free time as an opportunity to really turn things around. Acting like you don't have a problem only adds weakness to your disgrace. Taking responsibility, owning your mistakes, that takes real courage. You might even gain actual respect for it.
Hey there, President Musk’s Lapdog. What’s more embarrassing: getting booed at the Super Bowl, or Fox getting caught digitally inserting cheers live to spare your feelings? You won’t be a snowflake about this, right? Because facts don’t care about your feelings, right?
February 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey there, President Musk’s Lapdog. What’s more embarrassing: getting booed at the Super Bowl, or Fox getting caught digitally inserting cheers live to spare your feelings? You won’t be a snowflake about this, right? Because facts don’t care about your feelings, right?
What is happening on 小红书 (Red Note) is totally amazing. Regular American and Chinese folks, along with plenty of European friends, are connecting and exchanging ideas and learning about each other, navigating cultural difference and language barriers along the way. Really hope this is a beginning.
January 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
What is happening on 小红书 (Red Note) is totally amazing. Regular American and Chinese folks, along with plenty of European friends, are connecting and exchanging ideas and learning about each other, navigating cultural difference and language barriers along the way. Really hope this is a beginning.
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They always tell on themselves.
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
They always tell on themselves.
If you think I'm morbid or immoral or evil or wicked for celebrating the death of someone who traded human lives for company profits...
December 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
If you think I'm morbid or immoral or evil or wicked for celebrating the death of someone who traded human lives for company profits...
I thought "it" was something people have when they're young, but then they lose "it" and "it" becomes confusing and scary.
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I thought "it" was something people have when they're young, but then they lose "it" and "it" becomes confusing and scary.
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Honestly, this seems a lot easier than the actual Trolley Problem. In this Trolley Scenario, the one to be sacrificed was the one driving the damn trolley into everyone in the first place.
Trolly Problem:
How many BCBS patients' lives will be spared because their insurance company was forced to roll back their anesthesia policy after the public reaction to the events of December 4th? 🤔
How many BCBS patients' lives will be spared because their insurance company was forced to roll back their anesthesia policy after the public reaction to the events of December 4th? 🤔
December 8, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Honestly, this seems a lot easier than the actual Trolley Problem. In this Trolley Scenario, the one to be sacrificed was the one driving the damn trolley into everyone in the first place.
Sir, your mic is on.
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Sir, your mic is on.
I mean, maybe if someone set up something akin to Omaha Steaks. I really need a good "Board Room to Table" option.
December 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I mean, maybe if someone set up something akin to Omaha Steaks. I really need a good "Board Room to Table" option.
The other strategy is to sing the "Meow Mix" jingle in your head over and over, but this works too.
December 6, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The other strategy is to sing the "Meow Mix" jingle in your head over and over, but this works too.
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OK sports fans, so this is my last bulletin for my position at @losangelestimes.bsky.social. I resigned yesterday in protest of the paper's and owner's cozying up to Trump. Here's my explanation on my substack, where I hope you will follow me going forward.
harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...
harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...
Why I Just Resigned From The Los Angeles Times
By Harry Litman
harrylitman.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
OK sports fans, so this is my last bulletin for my position at @losangelestimes.bsky.social. I resigned yesterday in protest of the paper's and owner's cozying up to Trump. Here's my explanation on my substack, where I hope you will follow me going forward.
harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...
harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...
He meant a different kind of RIP.
December 6, 2024 at 7:47 AM
He meant a different kind of RIP.