Kristina
@jourdankr.bsky.social
Public educator. Musician. Mom. she/her
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Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
I'm with her. Epstein files, ICE, or get the fuck outta here. #getonit
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm with her. Epstein files, ICE, or get the fuck outta here. #getonit
I'm finally watching the Stranger Things documentary. They put their REAL drama teacher in their show? 😢 😭
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I'm finally watching the Stranger Things documentary. They put their REAL drama teacher in their show? 😢 😭
Live look at the Eagles locker room
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November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Live look at the Eagles locker room
Del Toro's Frankenstein is heartbreakingly, violently, beautiful. They really outdid themselves with this one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Del Toro's Frankenstein is heartbreakingly, violently, beautiful. They really outdid themselves with this one.
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Republicans in Congress were paid $43,500 over the last three months to do next to nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Republicans in Congress were paid $43,500 over the last three months to do next to nothing.
The Giants beat the Eagles 😄 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Giants beat the Eagles 😄 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣
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If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like, please call their employer and get them fired!
September 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like, please call their employer and get them fired!
RIP Chuck Mangione. The flugelhorn is silent.
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July 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
RIP Chuck Mangione. The flugelhorn is silent.
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RIP Chuck Mangione 🎺 🙏
July 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
RIP Chuck Mangione 🎺 🙏
Ew
The official DHS account is now tweeting about “your homeland’s heritage”
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ew
Joy is an act of resistance. Never forget that.
July 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Joy is an act of resistance. Never forget that.
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What's at stake if the Big "Beautiful" Abomination Bill passes.
The top 1% don't need their taxes lowered at the expense of the rest of us, who pay more taxes than billionaires. 💰😠
The top 1% don't need their taxes lowered at the expense of the rest of us, who pay more taxes than billionaires. 💰😠
June 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What's at stake if the Big "Beautiful" Abomination Bill passes.
The top 1% don't need their taxes lowered at the expense of the rest of us, who pay more taxes than billionaires. 💰😠
The top 1% don't need their taxes lowered at the expense of the rest of us, who pay more taxes than billionaires. 💰😠
#AmericasSweethearts S2 E4
O. M. G. Talking about organizing for a living wage. I had no idea this was going to show up in the show. Wow! I hope this goes well 😱
O. M. G. Talking about organizing for a living wage. I had no idea this was going to show up in the show. Wow! I hope this goes well 😱
June 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#AmericasSweethearts S2 E4
O. M. G. Talking about organizing for a living wage. I had no idea this was going to show up in the show. Wow! I hope this goes well 😱
O. M. G. Talking about organizing for a living wage. I had no idea this was going to show up in the show. Wow! I hope this goes well 😱
I'm with this guy - and my own Presidential Administration can follow that group back to the hell from whence it came.
For clarity: my moral allegiance in this moment of such enormous suffering is to the PEOPLE of Israel, Gaza, and Iran.
The REGIMES of those places—Hamas militants, the Netanyahu administration and its IDF and “settler” agents; the Iranian regime—can go to hell, the lot of them.
The REGIMES of those places—Hamas militants, the Netanyahu administration and its IDF and “settler” agents; the Iranian regime—can go to hell, the lot of them.
June 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm with this guy - and my own Presidential Administration can follow that group back to the hell from whence it came.
This man is a terrorist. He must be found
Help catch Vance Boelter.
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This man is a terrorist. He must be found
Just awful. I'm so sad
Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband have both died.
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just awful. I'm so sad
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I dunno, but maybe Democratic members of Congress shouldn't go the White House picnic tonight and pretend everything's fine and dandy, unless and until Sen. Padilla gets a phone call apologizing for what happened from Donald Trump?
June 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I dunno, but maybe Democratic members of Congress shouldn't go the White House picnic tonight and pretend everything's fine and dandy, unless and until Sen. Padilla gets a phone call apologizing for what happened from Donald Trump?
Rick Steves has bigger balls than ABC, NBC, and CBS news combined. #IsaidwhatIsaid
June 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Rick Steves has bigger balls than ABC, NBC, and CBS news combined. #IsaidwhatIsaid
Miller/ Musk/ Trump's nasty husk..
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June 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Miller/ Musk/ Trump's nasty husk..
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This is Trump-Elon breakup is even better than we thought it would be. Until we all die from a limp dick billionaire pissing match.
June 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is Trump-Elon breakup is even better than we thought it would be. Until we all die from a limp dick billionaire pissing match.
Inter.
Cazzo.
Cazzo.
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May 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Inter.
Cazzo.
Cazzo.