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@joules542.bsky.social
🏴☠️ #OFMD, #StarTrek, feminist, fat liberationist, Gen-X, Borisian, #TransLivesMatter, #PunchNazis, atheist Jew,🏳️🌈 #BiPride #Queer, She/Her. AO3: joules of the sea
Happy b-day, @manicfanfic.bsky.social! 🎈
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Happy b-day, @manicfanfic.bsky.social! 🎈
"Solo" - lyrics
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Solo" - lyrics
The Stede in my head: Try this toast with some marmalade. It's the best!
Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Stede in my head: Try this toast with some marmalade. It's the best!
Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
Today was a lovely day for a drive. We went to Buc-ee's. If a gas station/convenience store and a W*lmart had a baby, it would be a Buc-ee's. Now I've been to one, and I don't ever need to go to Buc-ee's again.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Today was a lovely day for a drive. We went to Buc-ee's. If a gas station/convenience store and a W*lmart had a baby, it would be a Buc-ee's. Now I've been to one, and I don't ever need to go to Buc-ee's again.
I'm sorry that happened. I hope you had a good birthday otherwise. 🎂
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm sorry that happened. I hope you had a good birthday otherwise. 🎂
🎶SOMEBODY TOLD ME, THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND, THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.🎶
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
🎶SOMEBODY TOLD ME, THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND, THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.🎶
Happy Bang Bang Shrimp to me!
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Happy Bang Bang Shrimp to me!
My new (I hope) boss: Do you like Izzy?
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My new (I hope) boss: Do you like Izzy?
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
🥳Happy birthday to me! 🎂
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
🥳Happy birthday to me! 🎂
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!
Was it this company's van?
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Was it this company's van?
Also, "both ways"??? Ahem.
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Also, "both ways"??? Ahem.
We made a pot of chili. Next weekend, it will be HamBeens® 15 Bean soup (which is actually vegetarian) with added ham. Spaghetti squash is in season; I want to try making it with (jarred) alfredo sauce, veggies, and sliced chicken sausage.
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
We made a pot of chili. Next weekend, it will be HamBeens® 15 Bean soup (which is actually vegetarian) with added ham. Spaghetti squash is in season; I want to try making it with (jarred) alfredo sauce, veggies, and sliced chicken sausage.
This is how I imagine Ed came up with the name.
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is how I imagine Ed came up with the name.
I googled it and found this:
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I googled it and found this:
🏴☠️I love when #OFMD characters do karaoke in fics. I even wrote some into my last fic. I always imagine Ed singing Hozier's "Too Sweet" when I hear it. But apparently, it means too upbeat and perfect to be real. Maybe Ed would feel that way about Stede before they really know each other? 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🏴☠️I love when #OFMD characters do karaoke in fics. I even wrote some into my last fic. I always imagine Ed singing Hozier's "Too Sweet" when I hear it. But apparently, it means too upbeat and perfect to be real. Maybe Ed would feel that way about Stede before they really know each other? 🤔
I just remembered that I had a nightmare that my (a-hole) former boss was yelling at me, Gordon Ramsay-sandwich-style about not learning things quickly enough at the new job that I haven't even been offered yet.
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just remembered that I had a nightmare that my (a-hole) former boss was yelling at me, Gordon Ramsay-sandwich-style about not learning things quickly enough at the new job that I haven't even been offered yet.
Xtians never say "That religion is wrong." about any of the other world religions, do they? Only Judaism.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Xtians never say "That religion is wrong." about any of the other world religions, do they? Only Judaism.
Happy Calypso's birthday to all who celebrate! 🏴☠️
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Calypso's birthday to all who celebrate! 🏴☠️
I wasn't going to watch "Fire Country" spinoff "Sheriff Country" (worst name ever) #ACAB, but Morena Baccarin is the star, and I'm always a sucker for Christopher Gorham, even though sadly, he seems to only have a small part as her ex-husband, Travis. I loved him as Auggie in "Covert Affairs". 1/2
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I wasn't going to watch "Fire Country" spinoff "Sheriff Country" (worst name ever) #ACAB, but Morena Baccarin is the star, and I'm always a sucker for Christopher Gorham, even though sadly, he seems to only have a small part as her ex-husband, Travis. I loved him as Auggie in "Covert Affairs". 1/2
Sure, the word "Pharisee" is commonly used that way, but just because a word is in the dictionary (or in google, FFS) does not mean that usage is not antisemitic. It absolutely is. Lots of words with bigoted meanings are in the dictionary. To pretend otherwise is pathetically disingenuous.
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sure, the word "Pharisee" is commonly used that way, but just because a word is in the dictionary (or in google, FFS) does not mean that usage is not antisemitic. It absolutely is. Lots of words with bigoted meanings are in the dictionary. To pretend otherwise is pathetically disingenuous.
Jess: I am going to do an antisemitism and call people "Pharisees" b/c I think they're self-righteous, legalistic, and overly focused on rules, which is BAD.
Also Jess: I am invoking the GOOGLE (!) definition of the word, which is something only a "Pharisee" would do, and, oops, I did a Pharisee.
Also Jess: I am invoking the GOOGLE (!) definition of the word, which is something only a "Pharisee" would do, and, oops, I did a Pharisee.
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Jess: I am going to do an antisemitism and call people "Pharisees" b/c I think they're self-righteous, legalistic, and overly focused on rules, which is BAD.
Also Jess: I am invoking the GOOGLE (!) definition of the word, which is something only a "Pharisee" would do, and, oops, I did a Pharisee.
Also Jess: I am invoking the GOOGLE (!) definition of the word, which is something only a "Pharisee" would do, and, oops, I did a Pharisee.