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Jo Kendall
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Hengemaker, cake eater, uke destroyer, Associate Ed Prog Mag, contrib for Classic Rock, Record Collector and Electronic Sound, lecturer at BIMM London. Mixtape elf, Radio 5 Live-er, infiltrator to Woman's Hour, she/her. More on linktr.ee/jokendall
Ugh, and so many with blue ticks. Meaningless ‘I can buy these’ blue ticks. You rock, they suck. Huge congratulations 🥂
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh lord, looking that up took me to this. www.amazon.co.uk/Delicious-Wo...
Chuckling Ass Blasters Pickled Onions (Medium heat). Sweet Pickled Onions. Pickled onions Jar. Onions. Pickle. Sweet Chill Pickled Onions. Pickled Onions For Cheeseboards.
Product description The Chuckling Cheese Company are excited to share with you our wonderful crunchy 'Ass Blaster' Pickled Onions, These delicious pickled onions are wonderfully crunchy and have been expertly infused with wonderful chilli, for a delicious chilli kick, perfect for anyone who loves chilli and pickled onions, this combines the two! This wonderful jar of Pickled Onions weighs 440g, this is the weight of the entire jar and contents, making it a wonderful jar to share with friends and family or enjoy all to yourself. Why not use these pickled onions to create a cheese board, Ploughman's lunch, savoury snacks or even as part of a buffet for party food. This jar of pickled onions makes a great gift, and is perfect for many occasions including Birthdays, Christmas, Thank-yous, Valentines Gifts, Anniversary Gifts, Mothers Day or Fathers Day gifts. How will you enjoy yours? Go on treat yourself or a loved on today, to these delicious 'Ass Blaster' Pickled Onions, perfect for enjoying all to yourself or sharing with friends and family. Ingredients Onions, Malt Vinegar (BARLEY Malt Vinegar, BARLEY Malt Extract), Chilli Flakes, Sugar, Salt.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I lived a couple of junkies in Camden in the 90s, and one very VERY aristocratic one would visit and nick the others' stuff to sell. It was absolutely tragic.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
That's a lubbly scene. And Neil Young too!
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh, ugh *dry heaves*, not a fan. Dill pickle mayo, tho, now we're talking… Had some very cheap, almost boozy-tasting smoky BBQ dip with some chips from Burger King last night. I liked it. Don't try the curry sauce dip from McD's, it's like Listerine. I'm going back under my rock now, ta ta.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
🎶 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaay... H is there for you-oo, and you're there for it toooooo 🎶

I'd never seen this before DQ!
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Look at you, vegan Cleopatra... (pickled onion mayo?!)
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What a band!
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think this sounds highly original, m'dear x
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yes, love. Onwards and upwards xx
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm pleased to hear it (I think). Keep me posted, sorry it's been so rough. I've been through it a bit too, with some nicer stuff happening now, phew! x
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Well done, Jess! What's going on with the PR work? Are you okay? x
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I had that the other night. My brain had a about six thought-threads going at once, gaaaah! So I read for a bit and hoped for the best (which didn't happen, but two days later I started to sleep better) Swings and roundabouts, hope you're back in a snooze groove soon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Something, anything, Paul!
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM