Josephine Stewart
@jostewart.bsky.social
Proofreader/editor for hire, chronic replier, lover of tea and brown liquor. I also do weird art shit. I like to dance. COVID is not over.
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I am so sorry. I scrunched my face up in horror just reading it.
I am so sorry. I scrunched my face up in horror just reading it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I am so sorry. I scrunched my face up in horror just reading it.
I am so sorry. I scrunched my face up in horror just reading it.
There is a reason kinda specialized "not quite a human."
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There is a reason kinda specialized "not quite a human."
While this isn't a brazen use of "officer-involved," I'd say the Associated Press Stylebook's reminder to answer the question "Who did the shooting?" is applicable. Seems relevant! ...Good ol' exonerative mood.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
While this isn't a brazen use of "officer-involved," I'd say the Associated Press Stylebook's reminder to answer the question "Who did the shooting?" is applicable. Seems relevant! ...Good ol' exonerative mood.
And yes, I was fully nose sprayed, antihistamined, and N95'd.
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And yes, I was fully nose sprayed, antihistamined, and N95'd.
I think he makes a great companion/update to the traditional image I think of as Consternation Cat:
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think he makes a great companion/update to the traditional image I think of as Consternation Cat:
Sometimes (let's be real, more often than we'd like) the brains just say...
April 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sometimes (let's be real, more often than we'd like) the brains just say...
UGH. So very sorry.
I lack pets, so, here, would you like a pep talk from a fed-up horse?
I lack pets, so, here, would you like a pep talk from a fed-up horse?
February 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
UGH. So very sorry.
I lack pets, so, here, would you like a pep talk from a fed-up horse?
I lack pets, so, here, would you like a pep talk from a fed-up horse?
You just seem like a really cool person. *chinhands*
Here, would you like a cat who might function as an anger and/or heartbreak translator?
(Illustration by The Cat Hive)
Here, would you like a cat who might function as an anger and/or heartbreak translator?
(Illustration by The Cat Hive)
February 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You just seem like a really cool person. *chinhands*
Here, would you like a cat who might function as an anger and/or heartbreak translator?
(Illustration by The Cat Hive)
Here, would you like a cat who might function as an anger and/or heartbreak translator?
(Illustration by The Cat Hive)
I do not have a sticker for you. Will you accept these mysterious skeletons?
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I do not have a sticker for you. Will you accept these mysterious skeletons?
@foxymoxie.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
November 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
@foxymoxie.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
@annabookwriter.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
November 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM
@annabookwriter.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
@christeladina.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted, because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
November 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
@christeladina.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing Bayan's fundraiser. I've been distracted, because my country drove itself off an electoral-politics cliff, but I appreciate you! Here's a picture of part of my day.
I didn't do much for Halloween, but I did throw on a very lazy skully-face to hand out chocolate to the locals. Sat outside with a beverage (hence the absence of mask) and pointed the revelers at the candy. We had LED candles and partner put music on a bluetooth speaker. A good night.
November 1, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I didn't do much for Halloween, but I did throw on a very lazy skully-face to hand out chocolate to the locals. Sat outside with a beverage (hence the absence of mask) and pointed the revelers at the candy. We had LED candles and partner put music on a bluetooth speaker. A good night.
@actualkatherine.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here is your random photo—just look at this cute little baby rosehip.
October 14, 2024 at 2:53 PM
@actualkatherine.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here is your random photo—just look at this cute little baby rosehip.
@kateschapira.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here's your photo—the big gnarly commuter artery that cuts off a bunch of Baltimore neighborhoods from areas to the north, most notably one of the city's best parks. Good news: there *is* a planned project to improve this.
October 14, 2024 at 2:51 PM
@kateschapira.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here's your photo—the big gnarly commuter artery that cuts off a bunch of Baltimore neighborhoods from areas to the north, most notably one of the city's best parks. Good news: there *is* a planned project to improve this.
@katecrane.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here's your kinda random photo—the tail end of blooming season.
October 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
@katecrane.bsky.social, thank you for reposting Bayan's fundraiser! Here's your kinda random photo—the tail end of blooming season.
I’m so sorry your daughter is suffering and that you are in such a hard spot! If love from the internet helps: we are all rooting for both of you. Here are some beautiful flowers defying some concrete.
September 19, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I’m so sorry your daughter is suffering and that you are in such a hard spot! If love from the internet helps: we are all rooting for both of you. Here are some beautiful flowers defying some concrete.
Again, Baltimore, regarding Question H:
NO. Vote against, and know that the measure itself is part of the same corporate rot actively destroying your legacy newspaper (among other things). David D. Smith and Sinclair Media are explicitly right-wing actors doing all they can to crush community power.
NO. Vote against, and know that the measure itself is part of the same corporate rot actively destroying your legacy newspaper (among other things). David D. Smith and Sinclair Media are explicitly right-wing actors doing all they can to crush community power.
September 12, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Again, Baltimore, regarding Question H:
NO. Vote against, and know that the measure itself is part of the same corporate rot actively destroying your legacy newspaper (among other things). David D. Smith and Sinclair Media are explicitly right-wing actors doing all they can to crush community power.
NO. Vote against, and know that the measure itself is part of the same corporate rot actively destroying your legacy newspaper (among other things). David D. Smith and Sinclair Media are explicitly right-wing actors doing all they can to crush community power.
When I wink at you from across the dark bar.
(Note that I’m maskless because I’m *outside* with no people around.)
(Note that I’m maskless because I’m *outside* with no people around.)
September 4, 2024 at 12:56 AM
When I wink at you from across the dark bar.
(Note that I’m maskless because I’m *outside* with no people around.)
(Note that I’m maskless because I’m *outside* with no people around.)
My favorite from that bunch is:
August 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
My favorite from that bunch is:
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
August 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.