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Josie Hemphill
@josiehemphill05.bsky.social
By far, the cutest girl here 😉😘
20, Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
Autism and Tourettes ❤
Dancer, Writer, and Aspiring Model

https://linkbio.co/JosieH
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just tryna find my people on here 😌 if you’re into true crime, reading, animal crossing or writing, let’s be mutuals 💙
Here’s a selfie from before my period arrived and decided to body-slam me like it’s WWE. Cherish her. She didn’t know what was coming ❤️‍🔥😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Didn’t get ID’d for the shopping today. My nan’s cardigan clearly screams “respect your elders.” 👵😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Finally got my ultrasound done. The only good part? It’s over — and my little sister can stop telling people I’m pregnant. For the record: I’m not, and never was 💀

P.S: also got a sweet treat from mother ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just dropped a new blog on Ko-fi 🕯️
Diving into Ed Gein — the man who inspired some of horror’s most disturbing stories — and how Netflix tackled his twisted reality 👀

It’s dark, eerie, and honestly one of the wildest cases I’ve written about.
Read it here 👉 ko-fi.com/josiehemphill
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Josie | 20 | UK Thanks for your love and support
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November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Head’s pounding, but the lighting was decent so… selfie time 🤷‍♀️✨
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
two likes on my letterboxd reviews. i don’t wanna brag but i think i’m basically an influencer now 🎬✨
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
awake too early, running on empty. dreamt of my nan and woke up missing her all over again.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Me: ‘I’ll make something fancy!’
Also me, 2 hours later: traumatised by Creamy au Gratin Potatoes 😩 Cooking is a form of torture and I’m not coping
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November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
just tryna find my people on here 😌 if you’re into true crime, reading, animal crossing or writing, let’s be mutuals 💙
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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🍂🎃👻🕸️🤎🦇💀💜🖤⚰️🧡💀🔮
🕷️🍂🎃it’s almost halloween👻🕸️🤎
🦇💀💜🖤⚰️🧡💀🔮🕷️🍂🎃👻🕸️
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A girl fled war chasing safety.
The world promised her peace, and gave her silence instead.

I wrote about Iryna Zarutska, and the systems that let her die.

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The Killing of Iryna Zarutska: When Systems Fail and Lives Are Lost
Josie Hemphill published a post on Ko-fi
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October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Even though I've been all headachy and in pain all day, that doesn't mean i didn't write a new blog post :)
Read it here: ko-fi.com/josiehemphill
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Josie | 20 | UK Thanks for your love and support
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September 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Needed after the long day I've had 😂
August 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy sunday 😘🥰
August 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Bad nights sleep, and a headache is not nice. Leave me alone. Give me one problem at a time. I AM NOT GODS STRONGEST SOLDIER
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August 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There's something sad and poetic about empty mason jars being kept in cupboards collecting spider webs waiting for their day to shine. But then again mason jars last time I checked dont feel emotion
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August 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Feeling light headed and sick. Someone send me food thats high in sugar lmao 😂
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August 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Twitter thinks im a child, so im here for now. Hello everyone ❤️ (Im 20 fyi)
August 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Josie Hemphill
you: women in Shakespeare's time were the epitome of chastity

me: especially when they went to the dildo shop

(image from The School Of Venus, or The Ladies Delight, 1655)
August 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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morning mood
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just posted a new blog on my Ko-fi 💭
It’s a little peek into my head and heart—raw, honest, and kinda comforting (I hope).
If you’re feeling a bit lost or just want something real to read, give it a look 🖤

ko-fi.com/josiehemphill
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Josie | 20 | UK 🇬🇧 ✍️ Writer • 🧠 Blogger • 💬 Oversharer (in a good way) Thanks for your love and support
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July 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Haven't been on here in a while lol 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just found out black mirror has a new season and no one told me?? fake friends. guess i’ll be spiralling into emotional damage and existential dread by midnight 🫠🖤 who needs therapy when you’ve got psychological chaos 📺💥
April 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Good afternoon 😊
March 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm feeling ill, so obviously, I'm watching Hells Kitchen 😂
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March 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM