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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy
@joshuwaffles.bsky.social
Loves shakin', bakin', and using an Oxford Comma.
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Non-Profit Queer Trans Poly EV Drivin' Cottagecore Golden Retriever Gay Panic Inciter
Don't eat meat
But sure like the bone
Pinned
My entire playlist of video game tunes: titles, tags, album art, year, (and artist by name if they were cool enough) all cataloged by me, placed here for your listening pleasure 🤍🩵💚💛
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
This has big Tony Hawk "skamtebord." energy
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I get the feeling the class would like a demonstration, we should get a vid of it next time ;3
Not everyone has the capability to suck the blood from under the skin without puncturing the flesh, ya know. 😏⚰️ Stop looking like a whole ass snack then, how bout dat?
a close up of a person 's face with a tear coming out of their eye
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a tear coming out of their eye
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@thiccmommydomme.bsky.social biting my neck and I'm just tryna get a monster out the fridge
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"what is a 5 am?"
- that shark
aquarium trip would heal me rn
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my brain seriously works the same way and I have NO FUCKING IDEA how people can just... draw without a reference. Photographic memory maybe?
and what does That even feel like to live with?
I really wish I could develop my own art style and draw ppl really stylized and cutesy and shit but my brain can literally only draw shit from reference and it has to be accurate or I hate myself and never want to draw again LMAO
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can all this character development turn into the happily ever after yet
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Will happily endorse MTG for switching sides but can't be bothered to endorse Mamdani

The Democratic Party of the United States of America is a jooooooooooke~
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh yeah I took a flight the other day and decided to give a random album from my .mp3s a listen.

I only had "Ants Marching" so I was like "let's see if anything else is good."

I recognized What Would You Say, Satellite was kinda pretty

The rest od the album is total butts tho
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I like crouching with my back to the stove

Its just like a good spot in the kitchen idk
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Wow real life beautiful women are inquiring about my citizenship
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my flood hole for a trap gate, her
floodgate trap hole top/bottom dichotomy
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Holy fuckin yeah
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Funniest thing about the Donald sucking off Bubba thing is that it undoubtly would destroy MAGA in its totality since they care way more about being gay than they do raping children
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is the youngest you will ever be from now on
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Tummy thread y'all? c:
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
exposed midriff
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
head bopping aggressively to Michael's Theme
Playing some Maniac Mansion for NES tonight with da boiz
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
proud owner of AJP

Anime
Jiggle
Physics
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Im nonbinary

Whether or not something is gay is entirely based on confidence level
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
YGOrdle - 9/10

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Ooof we bad at this lol
ygordle.yugioh.app/daily
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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No one told me about substack and I'm like really enjoying it. lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So smart
But no heart
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
dammit im mad
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I saw "Sounders" was trending

It is not the Sounders I was thinking of.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM