Joshua Simon (Otters of Bluesky)
@joshuasimonsays.bsky.social
Triple Threat: Gay/Jewish/Bald.
Movie Connor-Sur: Horror/Comedy/Trash.
Podcast: The GAG! on Spotify/elsewhere
Movie Connor-Sur: Horror/Comedy/Trash.
Podcast: The GAG! on Spotify/elsewhere
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
wait how is there not a gay porn parody of Inception called Instepson
February 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
wait how is there not a gay porn parody of Inception called Instepson
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RIP to actress Olivia Hussey, known to horror fans for her work in BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974), IT (1990), and PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING.
December 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
RIP to actress Olivia Hussey, known to horror fans for her work in BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974), IT (1990), and PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING.
I am always shocked by the number of alleged ‘Christians’ who celebrate the birth of Jesus on Christmas, and then FORGET to celebrate his circumcision on New Year’s Day!
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I am always shocked by the number of alleged ‘Christians’ who celebrate the birth of Jesus on Christmas, and then FORGET to celebrate his circumcision on New Year’s Day!
Just finished Carl Franklin’s ONE FALSE MOVE and, based on my reaction to it and John Sayles’ LONE STAR, I fear I have a *strong* hankering for country-fried film-noir 🤤🤤🤤
December 21, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Just finished Carl Franklin’s ONE FALSE MOVE and, based on my reaction to it and John Sayles’ LONE STAR, I fear I have a *strong* hankering for country-fried film-noir 🤤🤤🤤
🎶 Later we’ll have some fucking pie,
and do some caroling! 🎶
and do some caroling! 🎶
December 20, 2024 at 8:22 PM
🎶 Later we’ll have some fucking pie,
and do some caroling! 🎶
and do some caroling! 🎶
Late to the party but GANJA & HESS is in the National Film Registry!!!! Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!
December 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Late to the party but GANJA & HESS is in the National Film Registry!!!! Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!
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the us has been without a president for four years
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
the us has been without a president for four years
One thing I like about my new neighborhood is that the pricier markets are called things like Lincoln Place Gourmet and the affordable ones have names like BEEF STOP.
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 PM
One thing I like about my new neighborhood is that the pricier markets are called things like Lincoln Place Gourmet and the affordable ones have names like BEEF STOP.
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Butts in Winter Jeans 😍😍😍
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Butts in Winter Jeans 😍😍😍
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Dafoe to @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Dafoe to @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
I’m not “on edge” because an Insurance CEO was 86’d. Personally I fell off of that edge in 2016 when it was reported that a hospital band-aid cost SEVEN dollars w/o said insurance.
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I’m not “on edge” because an Insurance CEO was 86’d. Personally I fell off of that edge in 2016 when it was reported that a hospital band-aid cost SEVEN dollars w/o said insurance.
idk why Spotify is calling yall gay, mine is telling me I should be a longshoreman 🤷♀️
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 PM
idk why Spotify is calling yall gay, mine is telling me I should be a longshoreman 🤷♀️
Ban c!s at the Disco
December 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Ban c!s at the Disco
I’m beginning to suspect the producers of GBBO secretly cause gas leaks in some of the contestants’ houses just before Dessert Week to make them act slightly insane.
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I’m beginning to suspect the producers of GBBO secretly cause gas leaks in some of the contestants’ houses just before Dessert Week to make them act slightly insane.
overwhelmed overWHELMED ovERWHelmed
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
overwhelmed overWHELMED ovERWHelmed
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For each like I will post a movie that f*cked me the f*ck up ✌️
November 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM
For each like I will post a movie that f*cked me the f*ck up ✌️
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November 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
spϚn.
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
spϚn.
For each like I will post a movie that f*cked me the f*ck up ✌️
November 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM
For each like I will post a movie that f*cked me the f*ck up ✌️