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Time to pause the movie for a quick Silmarillion break...

So, you kinda used Michael Shannon as a human shield.

And one was a sushi aficionado.

Sauron, whose most secured facility was breached by some little guy with no particular skills, with no equipment who just walked right in and destroyed Sauron's most precious possession?

"I'm not chubby, I'm autisthicc."

I think it's in the oath you have to take to become an artist.

The two parties are not remotely the same, & yet they are covered in our most prominent outlets in exactly opposite proportions to the actual degree of scandal, lawbreaking, authoritarianism, etc. It has been uneven for decades, but it’s reached new levels of farce & obscenity since Trump.

How long until we reach "The Trump Gulf of America"?

It will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat.

And not just "died", more like "was brutally and gruesomely murdered".

"I got the exact same machete the killer used to chop up my kids, wanna take a picture with it?"

A bunch of rats abandoning ship will indubitably increase the buoyancy of this administration.

Yes, probably Eric's.