Joshua Carney
joshuacarney.bsky.social
Joshua Carney
@joshuacarney.bsky.social
I save houses on Zillow I can’t afford. Blue check mark pending.
Few things as violent as a Hallmark Christmas movie. So many dead mothers leaving behind hunky dads with one daughter.
December 9, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I’ve decided 55 degrees is the best degrees.
December 5, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I am it takes me three nights to watch a 90 minute movie years old.
December 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Preempting the don’t-celebrate-xmas-until-advent-is-over-critics with, ok then you better go ballistic for all 12 days of xmas & 7 weeks easter.
November 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I’m anticipating a bit whiplash having just finished Christian Wiman’s Zero At The Bone, but I’m excited to work this into the morning poetry routine.
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
On the critically acclaimed success of @hotfrosty (yes you read that right): everyone is just happy to see something good happen to Ted after things went south with Alexis.
November 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
With all the slang that helps evolve our language and add new words to the dictionary every year, can someone please come up with something to replace “hor d’Oeuvres” so I can stop googling it every time I have to use it in print? Thx.
November 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Happy Friday
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 PM
In the end it turns out that they neither cared about starving kids in Africa or that he said shit. RIP Tony
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Netflix sourcing streaming services for the #paultyson fight to Temu
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Well shit, Wendell Berry isn’t on this either
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM